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- diceisgod - 06-14-2005
...is taking a shit. I maybe shit like every three days and it's like the size and shape of a baseball. (Before i was a heroin junkie, I used to shit like every other day, like clockwork).
It's gotta be as painful as childbirth. My eyes tear up, my ass bleeds, it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!! <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>(boom!)</span>. But anyway, I haven't taken a dump in like a week and I'm dreading it.
I suggest you all try this. It's a facsinating experience!
- HedCold - 06-14-2005
i never understood how someone can go more than one day without shitting. i shit like twice a day
- Galt - 06-14-2005
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- The Jays - 06-14-2005
yeah, shitting is the worst, man
- Mad - 06-14-2005
Eat more fruits and vegetables or eat more bran.
- Galt - 06-14-2005
cook up a batch right beforehand and you won't even realize it.
- GonzoStyle - 06-14-2005
Quote:it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!!
Yet in all the pain and drug use, your humor is still in tact.
- Danked - 06-14-2005
The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.
Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.
- GonzoStyle - 06-14-2005
I was actually running the idea of a Ben Affleck fansite by Goatweed this weekend, everyone loves Ben!
- Mad - 06-14-2005
Danked Wrote:Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.They're not?
I take/use 'drugs' because of a medical condition. What's your excuse?
- GonzoStyle - 06-14-2005
My heart is pained by the fact that I will never be Ben Afflecks best friend, so I ignore the pain with drugs.
- Danked - 06-14-2005
I smoke pot because I like being stoned.
- GonzoStyle - 06-14-2005
Danked got me stoned one time and I nearly died, true story.
- Mad - 06-14-2005
Just once?
You must be allergic to it, pussy.
- Goatweed - 06-14-2005
I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.
And I'm a pervert? COOL!!
- Gooch - 06-14-2005
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- The Sleeper - 06-14-2005
great thread!!
- GonzoStyle - 06-14-2005
Goatweed Wrote:I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.Affleck is not just a man he is THE man and you know it.
And I'm a pervert? COOL!!
- diceisgod - 06-14-2005
i pooped today and it wasn't really bad at all. But I feel as though there is much more to come; it was merely a precursor turd.
- Black Lazerus - 06-15-2005
Danked Wrote:The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.I do not fall into any of those groups.
Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.