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Vincent gallo is a weird dude - Arpikarhu - 01-15-2006
check out the final offer
http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html
- Keyser Soze - 01-15-2006
I love this stipulation...
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar."
- Adolf - 01-15-2006
He can make a movie about it, that no one will see.
- Arpikarhu - 01-15-2006
once he edited brown bunny it was an excellent film
- Adolf - 01-15-2006
did he remove the blowjob scene?
- Arpikarhu - 01-15-2006
no, it is very important to the ending. seriously
- Adolf - 01-15-2006
if it was more important, little chloe should have done a better job.
very lazy blowjob.
- Goatweed - 01-15-2006
that 8-track is indeed very rare - but $200 is outta my league.
- Arpikarhu - 01-16-2006
your league is bush
- Mad - 01-16-2006
I use the love listening to eight tracks when the head was wearing down, nothing better then having tracks bleed over and making some tracks so special.
- Goatweed - 01-16-2006
I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).
- Paper Boy - 01-16-2006
who the fuck is vincent gallo and what's wrong with the knee on that broad in arpi's sig?
- Mad - 01-16-2006
It's just one of those funky kids Band Aids.
- Adolf - 01-16-2006
Goatweed Wrote:I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).
I enjoy Elvis, the man could sing even though his fashion sense left much to be desired.
- Goatweed - 01-16-2006
Adolf Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:I have 2 8-track players that still work - I've got some Zep & Elvis (my dad was big on Elvis).
I enjoy Elvis, the man could sing even though his fashion sense left much to be desired.
agreed
- Mad - 01-16-2006
Elvis just ripped off the monkeys of the day, through song and suits.
- Goatweed - 01-16-2006
exactly - so what's the problem?
- Mad - 01-16-2006
Today should be Elvis day, not coon day.
- Adolf - 01-16-2006
he didnt rip them off, he made it right.
- Goatweed - 01-16-2006
agreed - we give them a whole month as it is.