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+--- Thread: Keyser's Intervention (/showthread.php?tid=11221)
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
NASA has now proven the Universe is indeed shrinking, at least until Keyser stops sucking.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
Most people sleep at night,
because that's when Keyser's on AIM.
- Tequila - 01-26-2006
Ken you are getting lame now.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
Keyser sucks so much, that the Gay Porn industry calls their awards The Keysers.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
i liked that one.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
The American Medical Association lists Keyser as a cause of Narcalepsy.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
that one, not so much.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 01-26-2006
and also as a cause for your erections
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
Keyser sucks so much, that if he stood facing East for 24 hours, the Earth would cease to spin.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
oooh! back on the funny track!
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
I was hoping that once I started these......
the funny people would help.
- Goatweed - 01-26-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:I was hoping that once I started these......
the funny people would help.
perhaps if you didnt already have 25 poll threads saying the same thing, they might have.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
YES!!!
That MUST be why you don't have a single funny thought to contribute.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
i suppport your attacks on the wretch known as keyser but must recuse myself when you turn on goatweed.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
he wandered too close during a feeding frenzy.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
ah, sorry, i forgot shark dynamics.
- Goatweed - 01-26-2006
Ken'sPen Wrote:YES!!!
That MUST be why you don't have a single funny thought to contribute.
I never have a funny thought to contribute - I leave that for the professionals.
- Arpikarhu - 01-26-2006
dont sell yourself short, sweetums.
- Goatweed - 01-26-2006
there was my "Nordberg" line that Gonzo insisted was comedy gold, but I still don't see it.
- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006
At this moment the number words contained within Keyser's 18557 posts exactly equals the number of words within the Ishtar Screenplay, creating an equalibrium of suck.
hereafter Keyser will stand alone as the the most wasteful creator of the recorded word.