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- Ken'sPen - 01-26-2006

Next Week the MythBusters will see if placing Keyser in an air tight glass room does in fact create a vaccum tube.


- Gooch - 01-26-2006

ok..that made me laugh.


- Keyser Soze - 01-26-2006

for what its worth, this is my favorite keyser shrine that ken has built in my honor.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

Keyser sucks so much a cesarean delivery was necessary, as he was shrink wrapped in uterus.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

you cannot stand "next to" Keyser... you simply enter his event horizon.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

It is physically impossible for Keyser to Belch or Break Wind.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

Keyser's last girlfriend left him suddenly... and suffered the Bends.


- Keyser Soze - 01-27-2006

it is always high tide when keyser is at the beach.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

god you suck.....

there is only one river in the world that runs from South to North, and that's because Keyers is "in Denial".


- Keyser Soze - 01-27-2006

no sound enters or exits keyser, which is why he communicates via message board.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

Keyser never showers, he just cleans his lint trap.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

Keyser once visited Bermuda,
253 ships and 37 airplanes reappeared.


- Ken'sPen - 01-27-2006

farmers can always tell when Keysers been stealing corn from their field, by the crop circles.


- Keyser Soze - 01-27-2006

you don't actually ever get to meet keyser, you just fall into him.


- Ken'sPen - 01-31-2006

6 to 4 against Keyser.......

I will expect him to step down and yield his modship to me shortly.


- Arpikarhu - 01-31-2006

he is silently praying that all of these negative polls and the memory of him shaming himself will quietly go away.


- Ken'sPen - 01-31-2006

this one will be hard for him to refute....
as no "average" option exists, it was a simple thumbs up or down vote......

and at 10 votes cast, he can't whine about multiple screen name votes being cast....

he simply sucks


as the results show.


- Arpikarhu - 01-31-2006

he is furiously signing up new names to swing this vote.


- Ken'sPen - 01-31-2006

I think you are right,
a "good" vote magically appeared since last I looked.


- Keyser Soze - 01-31-2006

would you care to explain how that is possible? i dont see a new user listed in the index.