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Donald Slams Martha - Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006
Dear Martha:
It’s about time you started taking responsibility for your failed version of The Apprentice. Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything else a show needs for success. I knew it would fail as soon as I first saw it – and your low ratings bore me out.
Between your daughter, with her one word statements, your letter writing and, most importantly, your totally unconvincing demeanor, it never had a chance – much as your daytime show is not exactly setting records. […]
Essentially, you made this firing up just as you made up your sell order of ImClone. The only difference is – that was more obvious. Putting your show on the air was a mistake for everybody – especially NBC.
In any event, my great loyalty to you has gone totally unappreciated.
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
- Galt - 02-22-2006
Dear Donald,
You would be nothing without your daddy.
Thank you.
- Danked - 02-22-2006
Dear Television,
Crap crap crappity crap. How about some less crap and derivative crap?
Sincerely,
Mr. Thank God for Tivo
- Keyser Soze - 02-22-2006
Dear Tivo,
I <3 you slightly less than oral sex.
Love Always,
K.S.
- HedCold - 02-22-2006
Dear bittorrent,
you're pretty awesome
yours truly,
hedcold
- Goatweed - 02-22-2006
I thought he slammed her months ago? I remember him saying it's noone's fault but her own for the low ratings, and that was right around when it got canned or whatever.
I watched a few eps from the first season & I never saw the draw this show got - it was like Survivor-lite, and civilized with no real conflict other then personalities and catty bitches.
And while I don't have a Tivo, if I could marry my DVR I would. I really don't know how I got by without it.
- Danked - 02-22-2006
Dear news media,
A surly letter Donald Trump could have slapped a postage stamp on and sent by mail does not qualify as news.
Thank you,
Disinterested
- Mad - 02-22-2006
Dear Donald,
Please see a real barber you billionaire comb over cheapo.
Kindly,
some random asshole
- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006
Dear Donald,
Why do you wear a sailor suit, you don't see Daffy wearing people clothes when he's fuckin around with Bugs.
Sincerly,
G.S.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-22-2006
dear god,
please have make donald trump do his best impression of arpi, and give him a stroke.
love,
the world
- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006
Dear Santa,
I know you're not a fan of the jewish people but if you find it in your heart to grant a boy his wish, i'd like a fleshlight.
Thanks,
Anonymous.