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All gooks are not equal - GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
So this chink called me to complain that he was given a certain price for a service and now during the actual job he is given another one. So long story short, he had a discount coupon for being a repeat client BUT the package he got already had a discount, which he was informed of. The coupon clearly states that it can not be used in conjunction with other discounts or special offers, etc. So he's sitting there bitching over basically 20 bucks, so he is either real dumb or tried to pull a jedi gook trick on me.
He had ordered 3 services that total 470 and with a 20 dollar discount come to 450. The prices break down to 275, 75, & 120. So he is telling me that he added those numbers and it comes to 450, not 470, so with the discount it should indeed be 430, not 450. So I asked him how did he get 450 by adding 275,75 and 120? "BY UHHH ADDING THEM!!!".
So I said, 275 and 75 is 350, right?
yes
so how can adding 120 to 350, come to 450?
UHH, HOLD ON ...... carry the 1 and 3.... YEAH 450!
yeah but wouldnt adding a 100 to 350, be 450?
yes
but we're adding 120, not 100
ok, so?...
.......
OHHHH!!!
yes, sir I think you got it.
uuuh... yeah ok i'll make out a check.
*ofcourse you will moron!
* I didnt actually say that but I did scream it on the inside!
- Galt - 03-15-2006
is he a chink or a gook?
- Goatweed - 03-15-2006
what celebrity did he sound like?
Re: All gooks are not equal - Ronin - 03-15-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:He had ordered 3 services that total 470 and with a 20 dollar discount come to 450.
what kind of services did you provide him?
- Goatweed - 03-15-2006
I'm guessing he was lookin' for the Happy Ending.
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
Galt Wrote:is he a chink or a gook?
they're all the same, seriously.
- Goatweed - 03-15-2006
you shouldve told him you'd throw in a pint of General Tso's for his troubles.
- Ronin - 03-15-2006
Goatweed Wrote:I'm guessing he was lookin' for the Happy Ending.
jesus christ.. he's such a taker, never a giver.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 03-15-2006
my favorite neighborhood mercenary is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- Ronin - 03-15-2006
do i know you?
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
it's mavis, come on!
- Ronin - 03-15-2006
mavis takes on a whole new meaning since i have a 2 year old..
![[Image: thomas-the-tank-engine-mavis.jpg]](http://www.toy-train-table-plans-store.com/images/thomas-the-tank-engine-mavis.jpg)
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
sorry
NirtyDigger
- Galt - 03-15-2006
my chink friends don't like being confused with the VC.
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
a chink is a gook is a slope
- HedCold - 03-15-2006
my gook friends didn't like being called chinks
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
It's not a matter of what those yellow fucks like or don't like, it's a matter of, they all are yellow and have little yellow eyes. They're all the same.
- Mad - 03-15-2006
Soulless bastards the whole lot of them.
- Goatweed - 03-15-2006
they're shitty drivers, too.
- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2006
they're great at folding shirts and making seasame chicken