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Do I really need them? - Galt - 09-06-2006
While filling out my flex-benfits forms for my new job, I discovered that with my company's Accidental Death & Dismemberment coverage, if I become a qudrapalegic I get $1,000,000. If I lose an arm or leg, I get $750k, a hand nets me $500k, and if I lose the thumb and forefinger on the same hand, I get $250k.
There doesn't seem to be an appropriate gap between what those maladies are worth.
But seriously, $250k to lose a thumb and forefinger!?!
- Mad - 09-06-2006
How would you jerk off without them?
- Galt - 09-06-2006
I'm Irish. I only need one hand.
- GonzoStyle - 09-06-2006
you get double if you them on a train!!!
- Galt - 09-06-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:you get double if you them on a train!!!
your gibberish vexes me.
- Danked - 09-06-2006
Your code vexes the internet.
- GonzoStyle - 09-06-2006
Galt Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:you get double if you them on a train!!!
your gibberish vexes me.
it was a reference to a pre-1972 film. Sorry, I forgot who I was dealing with.
- Galt - 09-06-2006
what do I need to do to them on a train to double my money?
- drusilla - 09-06-2006
you would at least think that galt saw fatal instinct.
- Galt - 09-06-2006
yeah, well you shouldn't think because then you make a thi out of n and k
- drusilla - 09-06-2006
what's happened to you in all that time you were gone?
- GonzoStyle - 09-06-2006
I was referring to "double indemnity"
- drusilla - 09-06-2006
i got you buddy
- GonzoStyle - 09-06-2006
ooh i dont like black a white movies cause it hurts my eyes!!!
- Galt - 09-06-2006
I have actually seen double indemnity.
My point WAS THAT GONZO LEFT OUT A FUCKING WORD FROM HIS SENTENCE.
- GonzoStyle - 09-06-2006
no to get pissy
- Galt - 09-06-2006
I quit the board.
- Mad - 09-06-2006
Faggot.
- GonzoStyle - 09-07-2006
what's with all of anger?
- Goatweed - 09-07-2006
I've missed Galt.