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The Mormon Church - Galt - 10-05-2006

Guess who much money they have in their endowment. That doesn't even include their property. Just investments.


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

139. Posts about the mormon church


- Gooch - 10-05-2006

140. Galt's fall from grace being a swandive into banality


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

141 Not enough cross-topic discussions


- Gooch - 10-05-2006

142. No KensPen


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

143. no vegeta


- Galt - 10-05-2006

What if I told you that if the Morman church were a person, they'd be the wealhiest person on the planet. Is that something you'd be interested in?


- Gooch - 10-05-2006

its really not surpising...but the Pope would have a bigger wallet.


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

Galt Wrote:What if I told you that if the Morman church were a person, they'd be the wealhiest person on the planet. Is that something you'd be interested in?

No...If you told me the mormon church was jessica alba and that the mormon church, being jessica alba, wanted to have sex with me, then I'd be interested. As for your scenario, my answer would still be no


- Gooch - 10-05-2006

nobody reads but Galt. didn't you know?

they were worth 25 billion 5 years ago. It's doubled as of 2006.


Re: The Mormon Church - GonzoStyle - 10-05-2006

Galt Wrote:Guess who much money they have in their endowment. That doesn't even include their property. Just investments.

who much!


- Galt - 10-05-2006

I did not get this from reading public information, nor did I go online to see if this number was available or guessed anywhere.

$50B is close, though. ~$60B is the number.

I was absolutely baffled. That's just cash. No property. They have tens of millions of dollars in property. That insane church of farmers and hicks is worth $100B.

They have more cash than 4/5ths of the states in the country.


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

hmmmm thats very interst....nah still don't fucking care


- Goatweed - 10-05-2006

those Latter Days Saints commercials really paid off for them.


- Mad - 10-05-2006

They also have community shelters (as in doomsday type shit) below each church with enough supplies to take care of their own.

What do they know, that we don't?


- Goatweed - 10-05-2006

you sure you dont wanna borrow my tinfoil hat for a little while?


- Luna - 10-05-2006

144. wtf??


- Ronin - 10-05-2006

faceman802 Wrote:
Galt Wrote:What if I told you that if the Morman church were a person, they'd be the wealhiest person on the planet. Is that something you'd be interested in?

No...If you told me the mormon church was jessica alba and that the mormon church, being jessica alba, wanted to have sex with me, then I'd be interested. As for your scenario, my answer would still be no

i would totally do the morman church, being jessica alba. that would be so nice with a jew giving it to the head mormon.


- Mad - 10-05-2006

Any religion that lets you take more then one wife can't be all that bad.


- faceman802 - 10-05-2006

Mad Wrote:Any religion that lets you take more then one wife can't be all that bad.

your not married are you?