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awkward moment of the day - GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006
My co-worker was putting away client files and I was on a phone call but could hear her whispering something. So I get off the phone and take a closer listen and she's singing the alphabet, to figure out which letter goes where. This is someone who is going to be a teacher.
So the convo went:
l-m-n-o-P!!!
what are you doing?
filing..
but why are you singing the alphabet?
so I know which letters come first
but aren't you going to college?
so?
but you're going to be an english teacher!
yeah
and you need to sing the song to remember that P comes after O?
......
i'm just saying, thats kinda sad
......
you ok?
fuck you, vanilla ice wanna be!!!
oh, sick burn!!!
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
so i'm not the only one who does that?
nice.
- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006
I understand perfectly as long as this woman is a nigger.
- virgingrrl - 10-20-2006
i do that every day when im filing.
eh.
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
seriously, who has the letters perfectly memorized like that? its like memorizing Pi up to 13 digits or something
- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006
I can recite the entire alphabet easily, I've known it by heart for decades. Don't even have to sing. I can also read without moving my lips.
- virgingrrl - 10-20-2006
26.
there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
- Hoon - 10-20-2006
i sort of do that but never out loud.
however to my credit, if i'm trying to figure out if O comes before L, I don't start with A... I go directly to L and work my way down... to see if I hit the O
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
if someone gave you a letter from the middle can you instantly say what number between 1-26 it is?
- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006
I used to think lmno spelled lemon when I was a kid.
- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006
holy fuck, o then p, how hard is it to memorize 26 fuckin letters.
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
braggart!
- Galt - 10-20-2006
virgingrrl Wrote:26.
there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
and sometimes Y
- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006
now wonder chinks will soon overthrow us.
- virgingrrl - 10-20-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:now wonder chinks will soon overthrow us.
now wonder?
yes, you are exactly right.
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
they have a bigger alphabet to practice with
- Galt - 10-20-2006
but it's all pictures.
- HedCold - 10-20-2006
just trying to read about the chinese alphabet on wikipedia makes my head hurt
- Goatweed - 10-21-2006
I had some General Tso's for dinner, and it was real tasty.
- GonzoStyle - 10-21-2006
virgingrrl Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:now wonder chinks will soon overthrow us.
now wonder?
yes, you are exactly right.
fyou still have to sing the fuckin alphabet song cuntface.