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- Maynard - 04-23-2002 So I'm sitting here eating a bagel and drinking my coffee, and just doin a little web surfing, when I come across this link. It teaches you basic table manners. I actually found it quite fascinating. North American Table Manners - Metalfan - 04-23-2002 Another lunch thread...its not even 11!!!1 - Luna - 04-23-2002 This must be the Brunch thread. RE: the table manners link - I flunked charm school. :crackhead: - Metalfan - 04-23-2002 That's only part of the reason you're in the basement Luna :firebounce: - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 I have great table manners - Cunt-Twat - 04-23-2002 Quote:How to Use a Napkinoh please!!! :eatme: - DGW - 04-23-2002 Napkins - Cunt-Twat - 04-23-2002 dgw, you copy cat!! - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 i went to tgif for lunch.....had a cajun chicken sandwich - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 i like ti cut a wet fart before i eat. it makes more room for food.. - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 it also gives you a spreadable cheese for some crackers - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 this is true. but if you also piss in a glass you have something to wash down your lunch with. - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 i like to tell the waitress i have something in my food...when she bends down to look i stick a toothpick down her throat and make puke right into my mouth - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 that's a good one. ever bring a roach and put it on the plate and when the manager refuses to comp your lunch - you eat the roach anyway? I prefer a nice red sauce with my insects. that's why I always stab the waitress with my butter knife as she walks by and let her bleed on my food. - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 i like going to mcdonalds...jumping into the ball pit....steal the chicken finger box from a small child and put the box down my pants. in the balls nobody can see the kid grabbing for my balls. - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 the best is going to chuck e cheese. They have a bigger ball pit and I know where the camera's point. i bribed a teen waitress to tell me. Okay, I threatened her but at least i know where to hide now. I want to work as the guy in the mouse costume. I'd do it naked. that way when the kids hug me there's only a thin piece of clothe between my shween and them. - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 i have a lot of training in the art of PEDO. so i can get away with this one.... just lay naked in the middle of a playground and pour a package of fun dip over my mule....they lick it off without even telling them.....its so rewarding to hear teachers and mothers scream in horror - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 do you put up the neon "free candy" sign or not? ever try the "your mom got hit by a car, quick - get it" bit? - JIMMYSNUKA - 04-23-2002 i dont do that one anymore...last time i said that one the kid cried because he felt sorry for the car.....oh wait.....THAT WAS YOU!!..sorry thought you were a kid. - Grumpy - 04-23-2002 speaking of cars....ever race wait down the block from a senior citizens center and wait for the afternoon walks to start? then you gun the engine and drive by them as they try to cross the street? I've got 8 seizures and 14 coronaries to my title so far...... |