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- Sluggo - 04-29-2002
> > Dear Tech Support,
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
> > and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
> > that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources.
> > No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
> >
> > In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
> > and launches during system initialization,
> > where it monitors all other system activity.
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5
> > and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever
> > selected.
> >
> > I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run
> > some of my other favorite applications.
> > I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
> > but the uninstall does not work on this program.
> >
> > Can you please help me !!!???
> > Thanks,
> > A TROUBLED USER
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> > Dear TROUBLED USER,
> > This is a very common problem men complain about,
> > but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
> > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
> > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run
> > everything.
> > It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back
> > to Girlfriend 7.0.
> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0
> > to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files
from the
> > system once installed.
> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to
>do
> > this.
> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
> > but end up with more problems than the original system.
> > Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support".
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
> >
> > I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR
> > to alleviate software augmentation.
> > Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read
> > the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
> > You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems
> > that might occur, regardless of their cause.
> > The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> > In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately
> > you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> > before the operating system will return to normal.
> > The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the
> > GPFs.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance.
> > Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife
>1.0.
> > I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K.
> > Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt
3.3.
> > This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0
> > and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of Luck,
> > TECH SUPPORT
- Ahlexus - 04-29-2002
I love it Sluggo! {
}
- Arpikarhu - 04-29-2002
i like it when people post thier e-mail
- fbd - 04-29-2002
a posted e-mail?how can you tell, arpi?
- Danked - 04-29-2002
> > :roflmao:
Edited By Danked on April 29 2002 at 6:16
- Sluggo - 04-29-2002
Like I was gonna clean up the text so you wouldn't think it was an E-mail...
It made me laugh, so I shared.
(I did think about it, but I'm a slacker)