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- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

Well, since it seems I'll be here for a while.... let's start a little list of the pro's & con's of being in solitary.

Pro's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can all read my posts, but I don't have to be subjected to all of yours
* - I can finally finish reading War & Peace
* - I don't have to be subjected to Maynard and Alkey's homo love fests

Con's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can read all of my posts, but I can't read all of yours
* - I left my copy of War & Peace under the couch in "The Pit"
* - It's only a matter of time before Alkey & Maynard are in here too

- Kid A - 01-19-2002

Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

Kid Afrika Wrote:Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.
ooh, shit... thanks Kid... i almost forgot those...

Pro
* - The cafateria serves a wicked meatloaf
* - I get to point and laugh at everyone on the outside

Con
* - The Meatlof looks the same coming out as it does going in
* - I'm not on the outside

- Gooch - 01-19-2002

How are you gonna get any weed in here?

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

Gooch Wrote:How are you gonna get any weed in here?
well, it's a good thing I swallow all my seeds... now, I just gotta find a nice planter to drop a log in...and whammy, the crops are planted :eek:

- WhipThisFez - 01-19-2002

Home made brownies.

How nice.

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

WhipThisFez Wrote:Home made brownies.

How nice.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... Brownies.... mmmmmmmmmmmm....
can i get a couple Girl Scouts too?

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

ok... here's a couple more that just occured to me...

PRO
* - I have a Forum that was designed exclusively for me
* - I can whore all I want to in here & nobody can complain but me
* - I don't have to pretend that I'm wearing pants anymore while I'm posting
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal

CON
* - No chicks come to visit me here Cry (where's that darned vg when you really need her?)
* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
* - my sphincter is getting itchy from the fabric on my chair
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal

- fbd - 01-19-2002

FNMoron Wrote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

fbdlingfrg Wrote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! Confusedhot: faggit!

- fbd - 01-19-2002

FNMoron Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! Confusedhot: faggit!
AHHH! i'm just SOOOOOOO scared of the guy behind the bars.
hey, look what i found in my pocket :fuggin:

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?

- fbd - 01-19-2002

FNMoron Wrote:you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?
what is this "funny" you speak of?

- Maynard - 01-19-2002

:comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:

- FNMoron - 01-19-2002

Maynard Wrote::comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:
no, dummy.... that was a mirror into the future :bouncer: