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- IkeaBoy - 02-14-2002
please understand amy, this isn't personal but you were the last one who posted.
::after chloroforming amy, I wait for her to wake up as I drill three nails into each of her shoulder blades into a wood floor and tie her legs with leather restraints to two rings in the floor. when she wakes up i kneel on her sternum hearing her gasping breaths before i turn to the hacksaw laying beside her. I move off her breasts waiting for her to catch her breath and then move to her right leg and start cutting through the skin halfway between the knee and the thigh. It takes awhile to break completely throw the skin but once it's finally broken through reaching the bone is actually quite simple. I hear her screams as the metal teeth scrape against the bone taking awhile for the tibia to finally snap at which point it's a simple couple more back and forths until i hear the hacksaw reach the floor. a quick pull and her leg is completely removed. I untie the other leg knowing she can't get far and let her kick me a couple of times simply because it's fun.::
- NaughtyAngel - 02-14-2002
you are a sick angry man ike
- Hummercash - 02-14-2002
fuck that ikea... id keep cutting off her other limbs and then fuck her limbless body
- IkeaBoy - 02-14-2002
hummer, hummer, hummer. good things come to those who wait.
- NaughtyAngel - 02-14-2002
::runs away::
:amf:
- DGW - 02-15-2002
NaughtyAngel Wrote:::runs away::Don't you mean hops away?
:amf:
- Hey Ladi - 02-15-2002
DGW Wrote:Don't you mean hops away?Do you know I immediately thought of beer...
::cracks open a beer, sits on the couch, puts hand down pants::
Ahhhh, Friday. :fuggin: Anyone got a light...
- DGW - 02-15-2002
Quote:puts hand down pantsWho's pants?
- JIMMYSNUKA - 02-16-2002
I wouldnt cut her up. Or nail her into any processed wood. I would just yank down my pants exposing my junk which resembles 1/8 pound log of 1 week old chop meat coated with corn flakes. Oh but wait... trying to freak her out right. FUCK. She actually would like that.
Ladi be carefull sticking your hand down your pants. Remember the last time you did that when you had to change the rusty lag bolt you were using as a tampon. It looked like your hand was covered in olive oil and someone took a cheese grater to it.
Edited By JIMMYSNUKA on Feb. 15 2002 at 9:35
- NaughtyAngel - 02-18-2002
:
ticks DGW's head in that girl's puke::::pushes GW in front of the train::
::puts ladi's head in the toilet and flushes::
::hits her over the head with a big heeled shoe and locks her in the stall::
thats why they take so long getting out of the bathroom.
- DGW - 02-18-2002
No, no, no. I won't have it. takes ball and goes home I quit.
ona side note....So you made it home in one piece?
- Hey Ladi - 02-18-2002
No leaving!
::picks gw up off the tracks::
::ties him to the front of the train::
weeeee 100 mph!
- NaughtyAngel - 02-18-2002
DGW Wrote:ona side note....So you made it home in one piece?yeah i made it home, i dunno why i woke up in my bed totally naked though
- DGW - 02-18-2002
Well I doubt it was Slack...Last I saw him he had drool coming out of his mouth.
Jumps on jet scooter and finally get's away
- NaughtyAngel - 02-18-2002
::hops on ladi's quad and goes after DGW::
- Grumpy - 02-19-2002
Quote:The spineless little piece of shit faggit called Ikea boy said:
please understand amy, this isn't personal but you were the last one who posted.
Lookie here pussy boy, there will be apologizing, patronizing or ass kissing allowed. If you're afraid of what people will think, get the fuck off the bus and in front of the train. Deek!
- NaughtyAngel - 02-19-2002
::pushes grumpy in front of the train::
you said get in front of the train, i was helping you
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2002
Wow I just opened this thread up for the first time just now, Ikea is a sick fuck.
You people trully make me sick.
- NaughtyAngel - 02-19-2002
i love my uncle gonzo, i cant push him in front of the train with grumpy
- GonzoStyle - 02-19-2002
NaughtyAngel Wrote:i love my uncle gonzo, i cant push him in front of the train with grumpyI'm sure dozens of people are chompin at the bit. Thanks angel I love you too.