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- Tenbatsuzen - 08-01-2002

I know it's a bit, but I felt bad for R&F's intern Wild Thing... to be honest, I probably wouldn't have been able to get wood in a studio full of people either, no matter how hot the chick was.

Of course, he didn't even KISS her, which makes him worse than Dukes - at least Al kissed a chick.

And yeah, this is a WNEW thread. sue me.


- virgingrrl - 08-01-2002

ok, so i missed the whole story...so this chick just decided to come in a have sex with an intern?


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-02-2002

Swiss Miss met Wild Thing when she went up to the studio. She thought he was cute.

Wild Thing during the midday show last week said he could nail Swiss Miss within a week.

Swiss said she'd do it - even offering up the anal.

The catch: it had to be in-studio, behind a screen, with Moshin watching to "judge".

Wild Thing couldn't perform.


- SYNTuesday - 08-02-2002

this is sooooo rf.net :-D


- Danked - 08-02-2002

Had to be the "cringiest" thing i ever heard on that station...

Lately, those guys have gone above and beyond.


- virgingrrl - 08-02-2002

Quote:Wild Thing during the midday show last week said he could nail Swiss Miss within a week.

Swiss said she'd do it - even offering up the anal.


whore.


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-02-2002

Just because a girl's snatch isn't as tight as yours doesn't make 'em a bad person, VG.


- virgingrrl - 08-02-2002

Quote:Just because a girl's snatch isn't as tight as yours doesn't make 'em a bad person, VG

i never said she was a bad person, just said she's a whore.


- Hey Ladi - 08-02-2002

Quote:as tight as yours
:rofl: :fucking:

Quote:this is sooooo rf.net
well that's convenient, cause he's a 'quality poster' over there, right?



Edited By Hey Ladi on Aug. 01 2002 at 11:16


- Keyser Soze - 08-02-2002

Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-02-2002

Quote:well that's convenient, cause he's a 'quality poster' over there, right?

You're not as funny now that your comedy partner started crying and went home. I've never seen a need for SIDS until now.

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like?

Yes, I have. And to be honest, Swiss is one of those people who do not photograph well. I can't explain it, but she's SO MUCH HOTTER in person than the wow pics attest to. Some people are just not photogenic. She's hot, believe me.


- Keyser Soze - 08-02-2002

No shes not, I saw her in person at the O&A Celebrity Softball game. Your standards are just different than mine.


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-02-2002

That's right, Keyser, I forgot - you like the superskinny coke whore look.


- Zootybang - 08-03-2002

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.
Winna winna winna!! Step right up and claim your prize! A genuine tiki doll straight from the darkest heart of Polynesia.


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-03-2002

Give me a break. They say the main reason most men don't cut it in the porn business is because they can't perform with zillions of people around. Considering what R&F were putting Wild Thing beforehand, I don't think ANYONE would have been able to perform. I don't care if it was Swiss Miss, French Bread Pizza, or Jessica Fucking Alba. No way.


- Hey Ladi - 08-04-2002

Quote:You're not as funny now that your comedy partner started crying and went home. I've never seen a need for SIDS until now.


atleast I was funny once then. :moonie:


- Keyser Soze - 08-04-2002

Quote:I don't think ANYONE would have been able to perform. I don't care if it was Swiss Miss, French Bread Pizza, or Jessica Fucking Alba. No way.

speak for yourself, i can perform under any circumstance.

to each his own i guess


- GonzoStyle - 08-04-2002

Look at tenbats defend another whore he wouldn't stand a chance with.


- Cunt-Twat - 08-04-2002

Quote:Have you seen what Swiss Miss looks like? She has a face that could stop a truck and sloppy pancake tits. I think that might have been more reason why he couldnt perform rather than it being in studio. Fuck, its physically impossible for me NOT to be able to perform even under any circumstance. I have the sexual drive of a 16 year old.
my thoughts exactly!!
Quote:Yes, I have. And to be honest, Swiss is one of those people who do not photograph well. I can't explain it, but she's SO MUCH HOTTER in person than the wow pics attest to. Some people are just not photogenic. She's hot, believe me.
thats what all the not hot girls say..."it's not me, it's the camera!!" she's not hot, and she seems annoying.


- Tenbatsuzen - 08-04-2002

Quote:Look at tenbats defend another whore he wouldn't stand a chance with.

Good luck with Katylina, Gonz.