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- LyricalGomez - 11-01-2002
I'm out and about this morning, just finished running an errand for my boss, my eyelids hardly staying open, when I pass a 7-11...I decide a cup of coffee might help perk me up so I pull in and get out of the car...I walk in and grab a cup, when what do I see? THAT'S RIGHT, a beautiful mug of Blueberry Creme, just sitting there, like the holy grail...So I pour myself a cup, pour in some creamer.....I'm hooked, I bought 2 cups of the stuff and they were gone before I got back home. Now I know why Gonzo called it the crack of coffee....Drugs can't hold a candle to this shit, it puts you in this constant state of euphoria that must be experienced...
I want more, but I'm too lazy to drive and get some more.
- Goatweed - 11-01-2002
Now you fully understand the power Blueberry Creme wields with each steaming cup. Welcome, and enjoy your new addiction.
- Rookie - 11-01-2002
I'm drinking one right now.
Today I tried it with half and half and sugar. Not as good as the french vanilla creamer, but still yummy.
However, it did just cause me to take a monster shit. I had dump sweats and everything. My Asshole exploded like Mt. St. Helens.
Then I laughed and went back to my blueberry creme.
- Metalfan - 11-01-2002
I still resist the temptation......ha ha ha ha
- nerdo5 - 11-01-2002
Quote:each steaming cup
you're not selling me on it, yet. i can think of at least three other things that steam.
- LyricalGomez - 11-01-2002
That post steamed of shit
- Metalfan - 11-01-2002
That's 1....only 2 more to go :lol:
- Buttmunch - 11-01-2002
Anyone ever have blueberry beer?
Besides me, that is.
- Hey Ladi - 11-01-2002
I have a headache.... I don't have any drugs .... would blueberry coffee help?
- Goatweed - 11-01-2002
Quote:you're not selling me on it, yet.Exactly - you'll see the light eventually. All you need to do is stroll by the coffee pot, and the next thing you know you'll have poured yourself a cup - the aroma alone will get you hooked.
- Mad - 11-01-2002
If God meant for fruit to be in coffee/beer he would have made it that way.
Blueberry Coffee/Beer is the work of the DEVIL!
You have been warned. To Hell you will go or at least the shitter for a day or so.
:burnfucker:
- Rookie - 11-01-2002
Quote:or at least the shitter for a day or so.
Been there, done that.
- OAS - 11-01-2002
Quote:Anyone ever have blueberry beer?Never had blueberry but I have had Linenkugels Wild Berry. It's some ass kicking good beer.
- virgingrrl - 11-01-2002
i didn't like the blueberry beer.
and i have a question...is the coffee actually flavored with blueberry....or is it a creamer you put in it?
- Metalfan - 11-01-2002
VG, don't get sucked in like all the others :disappointed:
- Goatweed - 11-01-2002
The coffee is actually flavored with blueberry goodness.
- Mad - 11-01-2002
Goatweed is in league with Satan himself. Don't believe the hype.
:burnfucker:
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- virgingrrl - 11-01-2002
dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me
- Hybrid - 11-01-2002
hot chocolate is better than coffee
- Goatweed - 11-01-2002
Quote:Goatweed is league with Satan himselfHow do you think I made all my millions? Once you get past all the evil and hate, he's really not that bad of a guy.
Quote:dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me:disappointed: