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- Maynard - 11-29-2002

I'm stuck here at work and it fucking sucks. My office is close to empty. Maybe 20 people here. WTF??? Why are you making us work? FUCK YOU BITCHES!

a little diddy for all the working stiffs today....




Pumpin' 4 the Man
ween

it's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop
in the end you're filthy dirty
horny and pissed off
and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
it's a real real bitch
to be workin' 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the fuck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other fuckin' dump
but it's all the same to me
bustin' ass 2 make a buck

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks

it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire u up
and then u check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works in the rain - rude as Hell

i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
i know that i'm the best for what it's worth
so if i choose to help you
don't look like you expect it
'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth

so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks


- PollyannaFlower46 - 11-29-2002

Eeep. Why do you have to work today? If it makes you feel better, I have only $1.45 in my bank account.


- Maynard - 11-29-2002

Quote:I have only $1.45 in my bank account.
That's the reason I'm working today. So I have MORE than $1.45.


- PollyannaFlower46 - 11-29-2002

My office is closed...I can't work today. I'm going to the Coinstar machine later after I shake down my piggie bank.


- Maynard - 11-29-2002

Woo hoo!

I think I'm gonna have to hit the coinstar soon too.


- Luna - 11-29-2002

Poor Maymay. He has to work today. Undecided


- Maynard - 11-29-2002

You gonna entertain me Lunalicious?


- FAST FREDDY - 11-29-2002

Coinstar?


- Maynard - 11-29-2002

Yeah...coinstar is the thing where you pour all your loose change in, it counts it, and gives you cash!


- Luna - 11-29-2002

Quote:You gonna entertain me Lunalicious?
OK!!!
::dances like Elaine Bennis::


- The Jays - 11-29-2002

I was gonna go Coinstar-ing too, today.... weird...


- fbd - 11-29-2002

my bank changes change to cash without a coinstar-esque service fee if you have an account


- FAST FREDDY - 11-29-2002

Where would one find these coinstar doohickeys?


- Maynard - 11-29-2002

At your local supermarket.


- Keyser Soze - 11-29-2002

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- IrishAlkey - 11-29-2002

I'm technically "working", and getting paid pretty Damn well technically doing it.

So much for the technicalities... LOL@MAYMAY :lol:


- Keyser Soze - 11-29-2002

yeah i'm "technically" working and getting paid to not "technically" work. i rule!!!!


- IrishAlkey - 11-29-2002

Must be the neighborhood...


- Hybrid - 11-29-2002

i just got 20 bucks from my dad. technically.


- Keyser Soze - 11-29-2002

j'union city public assistance beeeeyotch