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- tankGrrl26 - 12-26-2002

Greetings from the mountains of West Frigging VA! I've been there a year and so far I've A) Gotten knocked up, a new little girl is on the way April 29. B) learned that my neighbors still have out houses. and C) I desperately miss all of you!
D) my next door neighbor has his wife, and ex- wife buried in his front yard.
Im moving back. They burn their trash on their lawns, And the local aspiration is to own a double wide trailer on a plot of land. Someone please help me :firebounce:


- GonzoStyle - 12-26-2002

Wow you're life has sure taken a turn for the worse. Thanks for the xmas present, I appreciate knowing someone else is worse off.


- Goatweed - 12-26-2002

Quote:my next door neighbor has his wife, and ex- wife buried in his front yard

Way fuckin' cool! :thumbs-up:


- GonzoStyle - 12-26-2002

Didn't you break your back in vietnam?


- PollyannaFlower46 - 12-26-2002

Quote:Gotten knocked up, a new little girl is on the way April 29
If it wasn't by a relative, you're not a true hillbilly....don't worry, there's still hope for you. :thumbs-up:


- Ronin - 12-26-2002

Quote:learned that my neighbors still have out houses.
That's cool.. then when they take a huge dump, it doesn't smell up the house.

Quote:my next door neighbor has his wife, and ex- wife buried in his front yard
That's because when he doesn't get any lovin from his wife, all he has to do is go to the front yard and....you can figure out the rest.


- Hey Ladi - 12-27-2002

wow dude, but congratulations on the baby :thumbs-up:
do you like kids? I like other people's kids


- Sloatsburgh - 12-27-2002

But does anyone know that they are buried there?????


- Gooch - 12-27-2002

hey, does she still have that truck in West VA???