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- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2002
News Media Calls It Quits
New York City (AP)- Citing a lack of readership, the leaders
of all the world's media outlets have decided to fold up shop.
"We were doing fine and then all of a sudden everybody stopped
reading newspapers and watching t.v. news. We had no choice", said
New York Times publisher Arthur Salzburg minutes after the
astounding announcement was made.
Since the turn of the century, metropolitan newspapers and ,later,
local t.v. stations have been the primary source of news for most
americans. This all changed when Ikea Boy started his almost
compulsive posting of news tidbits, copied and pasted from these
very same news sources. "He's got us beat", said CNN's Ted Turner.
"How can we compete with his resources?".
A Harris poll of 3500 americans came back with almost unanimous
results. They all agreed that without Ikea Boy , their knowledge
of daily news would be almost non-existent.
Edited By Arpikarhu on Feb. 27 2002 at 12:17
- Keyser Soze - 02-27-2002
i take it back, you are comedy gold......sometimes
- The Sleeper - 02-27-2002
Arpi is to comedy what Sonata Arctica is to metal!
- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2002
there was a whole nother paragraph but i got bored with typing. thank you
Quote:Arpi is to comedy what Sonata Arctica is to metal!
i dont know what this means
Edited By Arpikarhu on Feb. 26 2002 at 11:34
- The Sleeper - 02-27-2002
Arpikarhu Wrote:You have embarrased Finland with that comment.Quote:Arpi is to comedy what Sonata Arctica is to metal!
i dont know what this means
- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2002
The Sleeper Wrote:i feel shame. still dont know what it meansArpikarhu Wrote:You have embarrased Finland with that comment.Quote:Arpi is to comedy what Sonata Arctica is to metal!
i dont know what this means
- Galt - 02-27-2002
Hoo Hoo Hoo
- IkeaBoy - 02-27-2002
Geez, I'm sorry for posting two articles I found interesting. Yet another example of my uselessness personified. why do i even try?
- Arpikarhu - 02-27-2002
IkeaBoy Wrote:Geez, I'm sorry for posting two articles I found interesting. Yet another example of my uselessness personified. why do i even try?why indeed
- SLASH - 02-27-2002
Arpikarhu Wrote:News Media Calls It Quitsapri, I didn't mean it. I was just trying out a new soon to be TOG in the other thread, and I needed to use you to do it. You do understand, correct?
New York City (AP)- Citing a lack of readership, the leaders
of all the world's media outlets have decided to fold up shop.
"We were doing fine and then all of a sudden everybody stopped
reading newspapers and watching t.v. news. We had no choice", said
New York Times publisher Arthur Salzburg minutes after the
astounding announcement was made.
Since the turn of the century, metropolitan newspapers and ,later,
local t.v. stations have been the primary source of news for most
americans. This all changed when Ikea Boy started his almost
compulsive posting of news tidbits, copied and pasted from these
very same news sources. "He's got us beat", said CNN's Ted Turner.
"How can we compete with his resources?".
A Harris poll of 3500 americans came back with almost unanimous
results. They all agreed that without Ikea Boy , their knowledge
of daily news would be almost non-existent.
- Sephiroth - 02-27-2002
Comedy Uranium.
- IrishAlkey - 02-28-2002
Arpi, I found it quite funny. I'm sure my saying this won't help your standings around here. I'm sorry!
- The Sleeper - 02-28-2002
And you are?
- IrishAlkey - 02-28-2002
The Sleeper Wrote:And you are?Disliked? :bouncer:
- The Sleeper - 02-28-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:change "liked" to "pised" and you're on the right track. :burnfucker: <font color="white">The Sleeper Wrote:And you are?Disliked? :bouncer:
Edited By The Sleeper on Feb. 28 2002 at 02:12