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- Suzie - 04-25-2003
A company we gave a lot of accounts to was supposed to send my boss a fine bottle of Scotch. He's out today so when I opened the package and in it was a bunch of schwag for his kids instead, including two ridiculous sock puppets.
One side of each is a bull and one is a bear.
You can only put your hands in their heads, can't even move the arms and feet. CRAP!
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- Hey Ladi - 04-25-2003
at first I thought you meant he mailed pot for the kids, and while that's all well & good ... who mails out schwag :
hudder:: cute puppets though
the cheap-ass bastard
- Suzie - 04-25-2003
There's not just puppets, also pads, cd holders (kinda cool) bouncy balls, little staplers and clocks.
- Hey Ladi - 04-25-2003
ooooh, well! in that case then
Scotch, pffft, who wants that
- Suzie - 04-25-2003
I'd rather have the Scotch!!!!!
The point was, look what a time-waster I am. I just scanned both sides of a sock puppet and put it in my photo album. I can't be trusted to do any work when left alone. No wonder I was unemployed for so long. I am useless and irresponsible.
WHat else can i scan around here?
- Hey Ladi - 04-25-2003
:23: psssst, sarcasm in action
and it's Friday, it's the boss's fault for being away, you aren't required to do any work today :5:
- Suzie - 04-25-2003
But I have so much to DO!!!
I'm gonna try scanning my face......
- FNMoron - 04-25-2003
Quote:WHat else can i scan around here?[keyser]scan your tits :5: [/keyser]
- Skitchr4u - 04-25-2003
i second moron and keysers idea...
oh, and don't fret about being a slacker. its this place, it makes you that way
- Suzie - 04-25-2003
Well I broke the scanner. :36:
No more fun pics from me. Lexmark sux.
- Skitchr4u - 04-25-2003
was it the scanner printer copier? those things are neat...but super fragile
- Suzie - 04-25-2003
exactly. piece of shit fucks with my whole system.
- FNMoron - 04-25-2003
[keyser]
so i guess that's a '"no" on the boobs scan[\keyser]
- Suzie - 04-30-2003
The denouement: Just found out they are golf club covers, not sock puppets. :crackhead:
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-30-2003
5 days to figure out they were golf club covers , yeah, drugs do amazing things to a brain :5:
- HedCold - 04-30-2003
:lol:
- Hybrid - 04-30-2003
jeez. i think someone finally made scrambled eggs with her brain :17:
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-30-2003
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- Suzie - 04-30-2003
Like I've ever been golfing! How could I have known that. Wasn't me being slow, a golfer told me. Look at the pics, could very well be a sock puppet PLUS it was in a package for kids.
- FNMoron - 04-30-2003
now i'm wondering... are you sure that stuff was really for kids...
