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- Danked - 07-09-2003
and the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.
"Hey pirate," the bartender asks, "what's with the steering wheel?"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
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Hey Brokenjaw! :lookatme:
- Danked - 07-09-2003
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A buck an ear!
- Danked - 07-09-2003
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarve.
- GonzoStyle - 07-09-2003
yeah, what the fuck happened here?
You rippin off sleeper or did brokenjaw sign in?
- Danked - 07-09-2003
A. BJ was here.
And B. I'm not ripping off anybody, this here is arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtistic license.
- Danked - 07-09-2003
Get it?
I emphasized the arrrrrrrrrrs again.
- Galt - 07-09-2003
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender looks at it and says, "Are you kidding? Get out of here, we don't serve your kind."
"Why not", says the mushroom "I'm a fun guy."
- Arpikarhu - 07-09-2003
no, he says "i'm a fungi."
- IrishAlkey - 07-09-2003
I see why Galt lost his money.
- GonzoStyle - 07-09-2003
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted...
- IrishAlkey - 07-09-2003
You ate the peanuts, didn't you?
- Arpikarhu - 07-09-2003
hee hee, a fat joke.
- IrishAlkey - 07-09-2003
Gomez walks into a bar.
The bar falls down.
- GonzoStyle - 07-09-2003
as fresh as big ear and stroke jokes.
- IrishAlkey - 07-10-2003
Eggplants?
- GonzoStyle - 07-10-2003
:17:
- Arpikarhu - 07-10-2003
phillipino boys?
- Galt - 07-10-2003
Zippy Aidsface, you are an idiot.
- Arpikarhu - 07-10-2003
and you are quickly becoming gomez-lite
- Goatweed - 07-10-2003
Quote:gomez-lite
is that like jumbo shrimp?