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- Galt - 07-14-2003
So I go to Montreal this weekend.
The weekened had a few stories, but the last one is by far the most interesting. This is a second hand account
One of the guys (no, it was not me. I have never paid -- directly at least -- for a girl to touch me) was unsuccessful in picking up a willing woman last night, and therefore he called a hooker to be delivered to his room at 6AM on Saturday night (Sunday Morning -- meaning like 20 hours ago).
So the girl arrives, barely speaking engish like most of the women in Montreal, but she was good enough for a 6AM hooker on a drunken night. He, as is the custom, paid her up front. The problem was that he was sharing a room with his friend (who pretended to be asleep but took copious notes), and therefore all the lights were off when they started GETTING IT ON ('member when Farley did that cool thing with that arms in Billy Madison?? That was funny)
aside: This is the type of kid who makes friends with strippers. He did that last night. We went to a strip club last night, and left around 10 to go to the club, and he decided to meet up with us because he was hitting it off with a dancer he'd already spent $200 on. So, with the hooker was actually making pillow talk. She was so beautiful, does she ever go down to Massachusetts, blah blah blah. He is also desperate and was "fooled" by a tranny named Michael he met at a bar a couple weeks ago
He starts making love to his woman. Caressing, fondling, and really taking it slow and romantic. He did wear a rubber. Just because I told him that Suzie would have been pissed had he not.
After he finished, the light goes on so she can get he clothes on, and he looks down and it's like the horsehead in the movie producer's bed in the Godfather. Blood everywhere. He was covered in blood. From his waist to his knees. Down his legs, puddles by his feet. He starts screaming at her, she starts crying, she can't talk back because she doesn't speak english, so he starts screaming louder like you do to deaf people who can't understand. He started to threaten to throw her off the 8th floor balcony, and finally just threw her out of the room (forgetting to ask for his money back), and immediately rumped in the shower. He was in the shower for an hour alternating between trying to scrub her uterus off his body and sobbing uncontrollably pondering mortality, SARS, Hepatitis, AIDS, and other possible diseases he may have contracted from this filthy whore.
After breakfast this morning, his roommate told us, and obviously we needed to make a surprise trip to his room. This wasn't merely the hooker having her period, after seeing the Bateman sheets this morning, I firmly believe she had a miscarriage last night. We LAUGHED!!!! He cried. We laughed again.
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
that was amazing
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Quote:He is also desperate and was "fooled" by a tranny named Michael he met at a bar a couple weeks ago
Maybe we have friends in common.
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
Montreal is fun times, i went there for a winter break a few years ago and it was the best time i ever had. 2$ labatts and a huge fucking casino
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
BTW Bravo that was one of the best stories I heard in a long ass time.
The visual of him threatening to throw her off the 8th floor, the bloody sheets and the sheer horror roaming through his mind.
Even better is him crying in the shower.
Priceless.
- Galt - 07-14-2003
Never made it to the casino.
I wanted to stay to see Dontrelle Willis pitch but the fuckos wanted to drive home. Had I flown up there instead of driving, I could have stayed up there and seen him, but noooo, everyone wanted to go to work tomorrow.
We did go to a bunch of strip clubs and went a great club that was in our hotel and we got through the lines with our Gold card.
She bled all over him. It was funny.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
he didn't even let her clean up?
he just tossed her out all bloody?
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
please tell me you took pictures
- Galt - 07-14-2003
yes. He wanted to bloody her up more. He is emotionally unstable.
And he's a cop who lives with his mom.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Video woulda been amazing, I woulda paid money to see this.
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
Quote:he's a cop who lives with his mom.
That just made this story 100 times more amusing.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 07-14-2003
i really think he may have killed her baby
- crack hitler - 07-14-2003
Quote:And he's a cop who lives with his momjust like a sexual abuse of a small girl eventually ends up as a stripper, i think this is the combo that leads to serial rapist :5:
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
were there chunks of fetus on the sheets? or were those cleaned up?
- Galt - 07-14-2003
Unfortunately, no video or photographic evidence exists. Which is contrary to the norm.
Usually, when someone feels lonely an orders up a woman, those not getting a whore (me) go down the lobby and watch the hilarity ensue when this obvious hooker walks into the high-falootin hotel. It's funny.
Then sometimes the mom-living cop videos it from the balcony.
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
tell this guy to join the board!
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
I just keep on thinking of what the video woulda looked like, like carrie meets trainspotting and the rodney king video.
- Galt - 07-14-2003
just runny blood on the sheets. He didn't even sleep on the bed. He didn't take the sheets off the bed, or anything. he just slept on the floor. It was literally like crime scene sex. Nothing had been moved or touched. You could see exactly how he had dismounted the bed
- GonzoStyle - 07-14-2003
yeah seriously dude, bring this guy out when you lose your bet to me.
- The Sleeper - 07-14-2003
Quote:He did wear a rubber. Just because I told him that Suzie would have been pissed had he not.i didn't want this line to go unnoticed :lol: