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- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
so we took the train in the morning and when we got to penn station, my friend went to go to the bathroom. he runs out all excited yelling "Guys look what i found!!"...
it was a fat lady porn mag called BUF and he found it on the floor inside the bathroom stall. YES...he picked up porn off the floor of a Penn Station bathroom. and another kid i was with took it home. I DID NOT TOUCH IT!
ok moving along...
at conan....i was sitting two rows up in an isle seat on the stairs...AWESOME. conan comes out and does a little pre monologue monologue where he interacts with the crowd. i forgot why, but he stuck his giant irish head about 5 inches from mine and repeated "Why? Why? Why?" for a good amount of time which was funny.
then he asked me if the girl who i was sitting next to was my lady (she was like 24 but looked young) and he did the growling thing... "shes my lady now".
then he realized that i was shaking my head and said "youve never met each other before have you?" to which i replied "no". then he starts saying how he ruined my chances and that i was just gonna make my move. it was really funny...but you probably had to be there.
ok im done now...
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
p.s. if anybodys watching...im wearing a black cky shirt and am on the isle. so you can see my gloriousness if the camera happened to pan my way
- Danked - 12-24-2003
I don't believe you.
- The Sleeper - 12-24-2003
who were the guests?
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
well all that really did happen. and you can look if you see me there. brown hair. not long..but longer than normal. and black cky shirt
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
the guests were julia stiles, mark maron, and mitch hedberg.
- The Jays - 12-24-2003
Quote:at conan....i was sitting two rows up in an isle seat on the stairs...AWESOME. conan comes out and does a little pre monologue monologue where he interacts with the crowd. i forgot why, but he stuck his giant irish head about 5 inches from mine and repeated "Why? Why? Why?" for a good amount of time which was funny.
then he asked me if the girl who i was sitting next to was my lady (she was like 24 but looked young) and he did the growling thing... "shes my lady now".
then he realized that i was shaking my head and said "youve never met each other before have you?" to which i replied "no". then he starts saying how he ruined my chances and that i was just gonna make my move. it was really funny...but you probably had to be there
HELLO? EVER HEAR OF THE SPOILER BUTTON????
Seriously, someone remind me to watch Conan tonight. I have no tv in my room, since I brought it to my apartment, otherwise I'd be watching anyway.
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
no dude...that isnt going to be on tv. pre monologue monologue...before the show starts..after the warmup guy comes out, conan comes out. i know it seems hard to believe being that you wont actually see it, but it did happen
- Danked - 12-24-2003
I still don't believe you.
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
that saddens me.
- The Jays - 12-24-2003
But I want to see Quickstop, not some red headed goof! Mother fuckers!
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
i cant believe no one commented on the bathroom porn
- The Sleeper - 12-24-2003
Mitch Hedberg is awesome!!!
- The Jays - 12-24-2003
Quote:i cant believe no one commented on the bathroom porn
I was going to, but I figured the Galt jokes were no longer relevant nor funny, so I chose not to.
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
mitch hedberg was awesome
- IrishAlkey - 12-24-2003
Elevator ride?
Annoying NBC stewardesses?
Them saying "please stand next to the wall"!
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
that all sucked but the elevator was fine. it was just me and my friends
- IrishAlkey - 12-24-2003
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE DOOR WAS!
- QuickStop - 12-24-2003
yeah i did. the ropes led me to it. maybe you are just slow
- IrishAlkey - 12-24-2003
Or drunk...
Conan winked at Silera, and I was actually dating her.