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- Galt - 12-28-2003
That Seymore Butts (AKA Adam Glasser) is the greatest porn director of our time. He's Mr. Everyman. He's a man on the street with a camera; making movies for himself; things that interest him will hopefully interest his fan base. And, by God, he never disappoints. I wish I could find a comparable mainstream film counterpart; or better yet, I wish he were mainstream. With his cinema verite style he's Michael Moore without the politics. He's Spike Lee with more coherent story lines. He's Edward Burns with better acting.
Randy West might have the hottest and freshest women; but he's got a mullett and a tiny pecker. Porn guys should have giant dongs; and Seymore is surely packing in that department.
Michael Ninn might be the Steven Spielburg of Porn what with all his high budgets and marketing campaigns, but do we really care about that? Classy porn? WTF is up with that? Give me facials
And don't even get me fucking started on Andrew Blake! Holy Shit. Could he be any more pompous???
The cheesy obvioulsy staged bullshit like Bangbus, Farthammer, CollegeFuckFest, and Maxx Hardcore are an insult to the intelligence of any porn afficionado.
No! What I want is things like Tushy Tahiti and Assgasms 3 where women skillfully will take cock from ass to mouth without thinking twice. Even take a cock from someone else's ass to their mouth. These people aren't merely fucking; they are making love. Why? Out of respect for the art. Though while I was never a fan of Shane, I'll always miss Alisha Klass and her "put anything anywhere" science experiment approach to sex.
Sadly, he has significantly cut down his production schedule, probably to spend more time with his stupid son, fathered by that big-lipped whore Taylor Hayes.
Still though, Seymore Butts and the rest of Team Tushy will go down in history as the greatest film makers ever in the adult industry.
Edited By Galt on 1072630002
- diceisgod - 12-28-2003
I learned something today.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 12-28-2003
jules jordan > seymour
- Galt - 12-28-2003
I don't know this hack. He sounds black.
- The Jays - 12-28-2003
I never knew there was any deep insight into the porno world.
- Galt - 12-28-2003
WhackBagKid Wrote:jules jordan > seymourJesus Christ!
What kind of twisted shit are you into. Oh my God. I feel sick.
- Kim - 12-28-2003
uicide: I wonder how many diseases they have?
- Galt - 12-28-2003
they have the disease of sexual liberation to you, you constipated asexual iceprincess.
- Goatweed - 12-29-2003
they make pretty good money, too.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 12-29-2003
the average shelf life for a porno girl, is about 6-8 months now.
after which they can never ever have a decent paying job ever again.
- LyricalGomez - 12-29-2003
Seymoure may have one of the funniest shows on tv
But he's no Khan Tusion
- diceisgod - 12-29-2003
One of the best all time pornos is Splatman. The guy that plays the Pornguin is an absolute genius.
Edited By diceisgod on 1072667936
- The Sleeper - 12-29-2003
I thought Galt didn't watch porn and NASCAR