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- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
I look so creepy. I love facial hair.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
This is bullshit. Why wouldn't you grow the muttonchops I asked for, yet you'll grow a moustache?
And, I've never met this fantom girl, but I'm sure that she won't like your moustache.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
It's just for today. I was shaving and left the moustache on and loved how utterly creepy I looked with it. but it certainly won't go over well in public.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
You should shave most of it and then just leave a tiny little area of hair right between your nose and upper lip.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
that's a fine idea
- Galt - 01-12-2004
you won't go to class like that.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
Galt Wrote:you won't go to class like that.probably not, considering I graduated
- Goatweed - 01-12-2004
check and mate - Well played Sleeper!
- Galt - 01-12-2004
Then why are you shaving at all? It's not like you have a job, or any prospects of such.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
Galt Wrote:Then why are you shaving at all? It's not like you have a job, or any prospects of such.to look good for the ladies
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
Sleeper's all about making sure the ladies get some good ol' fashioned deep-dicking.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
You people should have seen the troupe of gorgeous girls I was hanging out with Saturday night. 6 girls; four of them at least an 8. All between 20-23; two of them twins. One of the twins just appeared in a Britney video. One of the other girls was mistaken for Britney by a bouncer at the last bar.
My brother and I were the two guys sitting at the table in the middle of the bar that all the other guys look at and say "what are those idiots doing with those gorgeous girls?"
I got ZERO action; and three of them slept at my place, so I'm certainly not bragging. But still, I got to be seen with hot chicks and buy them $10 drinks for the whole night. I think it was a fair trade.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
is this because of Stephon Marbury going to the Knicks?
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
God damn, that's hot.
I wanna grow up to be you, Galt. Help me?
- Kid Afrika - 01-12-2004
You "got to" buy them $10 drinks? AND you didn't get any?!?!?!? You should've rape one of them in the mouth just based on principle.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
No. Those broads being added to my stable were not due to Stephon Marbury. This was my brother's connection. And yes, they allowed me to buy them drinks as long as I was able to drink mine near them and make everyone think that we were together.
My brother got some ass. one passed out on the couch and I didn't feel like molesting her. One passed out on the Otoman and I had no interest in her.
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
your brother must be cooler than you.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
That topic has never been up for debate.
He's the one that had an 18 year old fly over from Europe so he could plow her for a weekend.
- Velociti - 01-12-2004
how does one sleep on an ottoman?
- Goatweed - 01-12-2004
uncomfortably.