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- The Jays - 01-12-2004
Yesterday morning, I had rushed to pack my bags for my return to my apartment in Buffalo. In my rush, I placed my porno dvd's in the front pocket of my laptop bag.
Unbeknownst to be, because I was stoned at the time, I had a library book in there.
So, today, I go to the library to return some other books. The one in the front pocket was taken out from another campus library. As I returned my books, I inquired if I could return a book from another library, and they said sure, so I reached into my pocket and took out the book.
As I handed it to her, a dvd disc was stuck inside the pages of the book, facing down. I immediatly grabbed the disc, and put it in my bag. None of us saw which cd it was.
When I got home, I checked. It was my "Black Girls Caught From Behind" disc. I'm glad that they never knew.
I've removed all porno discs from my school bags and such.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
I DIDN'T READ THIS!!!!! Ah aha h hHAhaha HAa ha hh
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
Son of a bitch. You get my hopes up..
- Galt - 01-12-2004
I didn't read your reply!!!!!!
This is fun!
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
I guess.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
Now, I've read the initial posts and all of your replies.
- Goatweed - 01-12-2004
I lost my library card over 10 years ago - and haven't stepped foot in once since (except for the CSI library, but that doesn't count since it wasn't a piblic library - and it sucked balls).
- QuickStop - 01-12-2004
i actually read this post. you should have lied and said everyone saw the porn.
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
That's not lying. This is lying.
Quote:As I handed it to her, a dvd disc was stuck inside the pages of the book, facing down. I immediatly grabbed the disc, and put it in my bag. None of us saw which cd it was.
- Keyser Soze - 01-12-2004
jays has jungle fever
- Goatweed - 01-12-2004
if the library had porn, I'd probably reapply for a card.
- GonzoStyle - 01-12-2004
I still haven't returned my "curious george goes to the zoo" book that I got on a field trip to the library when I was in the 2nd grade.
- Goatweed - 01-12-2004
theyr'e gonna come after you for the late fees - librarians never forget.
- GonzoStyle - 01-12-2004
20 years at 5 cents a day...
we better get crackin on them t-shirts.
- Galt - 01-12-2004
$ 841.67
- The Sleeper - 01-12-2004
way to deprive a kid of entering the wonderful world of curious george.
- Silera - 01-12-2004
Quote:I still haven't returned my "curious george goes to the zoo" book that I got on a field trip to the library when I was in the 2nd grade.
I'd say that was the best one of the series.
- HedCold - 01-12-2004
detective bookman is going to get you. you probably drew peepees and weewees all over poor george
- Keyser Soze - 01-12-2004
the greatest book i ever borrowed from the library was GOOD TIMES, i never returned it, i still have it. it fucking rules!
- The Jays - 01-12-2004
scandelous