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- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

I was installing Windows XP in CHINESE!!

That's right, CHINESE - you know, the LANGUAGE.

Oh man, sometimes I just want to masturbate to my own brilliance.


- The Sleeper - 01-28-2004

why?


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

Because sometimes it amazes me just how multitalented I am. I mean, I'd probably simultaneously watch some porn or something, but at the same time I'll be thinking of how great I am.


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

For example .. while it was installing, I uploaded several mp3's, watched some South Park, ripped The King of Comedy, updated my resume, ate a Klondike Oreo sandwich, and drank some jack and coke!


- The Sleeper - 01-28-2004

No, it's understandable why you would masturbate to your brilliance, I do it too. I mean, why did you install XP in chinese?


- Galt - 01-28-2004

If you were so good, then you wouldn't need a resume in order to get hired. People should come to you like all the people flocked to that baseball field in field of dreams.


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

Oh.. because I was asked to do so by a friend. He was asked to do so by his friend, but obviously does not possess the greatness that I do. However, unlike SOME people, he is able to recognize me for what I am, and knew that I could get the job done.


- The Sleeper - 01-28-2004

who are these SOME people? I hope you don't mean us. You were voted like 3rd best poster of all time.


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

I was referring to the fact that nobody has flocked to me begging me to work for them and thus making their lives worth living again.


- The Sleeper - 01-28-2004

oh, join the club


- Goatweed - 01-28-2004

well I'm impressed.


- Keyser Soze - 01-28-2004

is it pirated?


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

No, it was a real copy of XP; something I had never seen before. Apparently the guy purchased it while in China. This actually made it an easier install as I was able to boot off the CD, something I have been unable to do with my English copy of XP.


- Goatweed - 01-28-2004

so does "My Computer" actually say "P9GO!!KH$%JKFB^&" ?


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

No, it says [Image: chxp.jpg] (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>.

DUH!


- Goatweed - 01-28-2004

oh, cool.


- Keyser Soze - 01-28-2004

screen cap the desktop!


- Bloody Anus - 01-28-2004

[Image: chdesk.JPG] (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>


- Galt - 01-28-2004

shouldn't that desktop have children making clothes or being sold into slavery or something?


- HollywoodJewMoses - 01-28-2004

that was very gooch'ish.