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- QuickStop - 02-24-2004

i went to best buy to get the chappelles show dvd, but it sold out. i saw some black guy looking in the TV show section of dvds so me, being psychic and all, realize he must be looking for the same thing. so i didnt want to say "you lookin fo the chappelles show dvd, homes?" cause that may seem racist. so i ask "what are you looking for?"

"chappelles show dvd" ...duh

"they sold out this morning i asked the guy"

"oh snap...you try coconuts yet?"

"nah but im gunna go there i think"

so walking to coconuts i see the guy driving there so we give each other the head nod that the homies do. i almost felt like my ancestors had too, suffered through years of slavery and opression for that one moment.

oh yeah...it was sold out there too.

- Mad - 02-24-2004

I'm not sure if that really qualifies as bonding.

You should have smoked a blunt and drank some Malt Liquor chilling in his hood or in your crib.

- IrishAlkey - 02-24-2004

Did he happen to mention the hot, older woman he almost fucked until her stupid son came home and cock blocked him?

- Keyser Soze - 02-24-2004

chapplles show, bringing the races together.

now does this go in the comedy central forum, section 8, or entertainment unlimited?????

- QuickStop - 02-24-2004

Quote:You should have smoked a blunt and drank some Malt Liquor chilling in his hood or in your crib.
i forgot to mention that we did all that too.

- IrishAlkey - 02-24-2004

I say Comedy Central!

- Goatweed - 02-24-2004

IrishAlkey Wrote:Did he happen to mention the hot, older woman he almost fucked until her stupid son came home and cock blocked him?
:rofl:

- Mad - 02-24-2004

QuickStop Wrote:
Quote:You should have smoked a blunt and drank some Malt Liquor chilling in his hood or in your crib.
i forgot to mention that we did all that too.
Yeah, then whats your street name then?

- QuickStop - 02-24-2004

saltine

- Mad - 02-24-2004

QuickStop Wrote:saltine
Silly cracker!

- QuickStop - 02-24-2004

oh you got me

- Goatweed - 02-24-2004

Comedy Central it is!!

- QuickStop - 02-24-2004

whateva

- Hawt Baux - 02-24-2004

You should've reserved a copy from the next shipment.

- Mad - 02-24-2004

Or jacked some fool with your copy!!!

- Hoon - 04-21-2004

I am jealous of your advanced state of kinship.
Myself, I'm just getting into Coolio.
I know I have a long way to go, no need to point it out.