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- Galt - 07-06-2004
My first act will be to lift the tax protection that religions have.
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
can i be vp?
- Galt - 07-06-2004
only if you are a natural born American.
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
:thumbs-up:
- Galt - 07-06-2004
Although I don't know how wise it is to have to guys from the northeast on the same ticket.
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
i think we can counteract that these days if we pretend we're a slightly bit religious
that whole tax thing might hurt though
- Keyser Soze - 07-06-2004
HANNITIZE THE VOTE!
- Galt - 07-06-2004
You'd have to lose the dead weight in Joobies if we're going to be the swinging single guys ticket. Else, it'll be tough to get the chick vote.
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
true
you might have to dye your hair. there's going to be all those "the ___ is getting beat like a red headed step child" jokes"
- diceisgod - 07-06-2004
Bozo for President!
- Galt - 07-06-2004
I don't have red hair. I have auburn hair. Sheesh!
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
because the ny post is going to know the difference
- coppelia - 07-06-2004
is there a reason u wanna life the tax exemption?
- Galt - 07-06-2004
Because it's stupid. Because every religious building is opulent as they just drink in money and never have to pay a cent in taxes. Because it will take a large chunk of money away from them, and therefore their politcal clout. Because religion is stupid, and I hate that they are above the law and seemingly a country in their own right.
Plus, it's a great way to pay down debt, and lower taxes for people and companies.
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
aren't there still some taxes they have to pay?
- HedCold - 07-06-2004
nothing to see here
- Danked - 07-06-2004
Can I be secretary of smokin' weed!?
- Arpikarhu - 07-06-2004
if that truly is your platform, i would vote for you. fucking religions!
- Black Lazerus - 07-06-2004
the higher up's in my family own a church and believe me. religion is where the money is.
- diceisgod - 07-06-2004
Laz is gonna pull out the bible and read from the Book of Niggaronomy.