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- Keyser Soze - 12-28-2004
oauncensored: an interview, sir?
deadlaughter2: ok
oauncensored: got some time now?
deadlaughter2: i was reading your blog site
deadlaughter2: it's a cluster fuck
deadlaughter2: yeah i got time
deadlaughter2: eagles aren't on for a while
oauncensored: cool
oauncensored: lets begin with oa.com
deadlaughter2: yeah
oauncensored: how did you happen upon it?
deadlaughter2: foundry chat
deadlaughter2: when i first started online i used to go into chat rooms and act like a dick
oauncensored: and you eventually came to oa.com through foundry chat?
deadlaughter2: just randomly picked them cause o& a was relatively new in philly
oauncensored: i see
deadlaughter2: yeah people used to have little abbreviations next tro their names
oauncensored: so you werent a huge o&a fan so to speak
oauncensored: you were looking for an outlet?
deadlaughter2: like mine would have been: oa diceisgod
deadlaughter2: so i was like what the fuck is that
deadlaughter2: outlet...i guess....just looking for a little ole fashion shitkicking fun
deadlaughter2: and it was
oauncensored: how did it go at first?
deadlaughter2: Austin used to threaten my life on their
deadlaughter2: it was great
deadlaughter2: well i was a fan of the diceman
oauncensored: around what time did you start posting on oa.com, around the time of bang party?
deadlaughter2: and those guys always fucked with him and he was an easy target
deadlaughter2: so i chose that moniker....i came after the bangparty
deadlaughter2: i had no idea what that was when i was there
oauncensored: that was a wild time on the board
deadlaughter2: it was fuel though
oauncensored: the number of posters skyrocketed
deadlaughter2: i put the pieces together and took a few shots
oauncensored: because the show mentioned the board for the first time then
deadlaughter2: yeah...that was before my time
deadlaughter2: o&a were brand new in philly
deadlaughter2: i listened a little
deadlaughter2: it was ok but it got old like all things
oauncensored: so did you ever have run ins with moderators at oa.com ?
oauncensored: before the eventual demise?
deadlaughter2: here and there....gonzo, seph, faceman...they all pretty much hated my guts
deadlaughter2: so i would play nice to give the illusion that i was a true fan...i kinda was a little but it was all a game
oauncensored: gonzo loves you now
deadlaughter2: yeah it's a weird world
oauncensored: what was your relationship like then?
oauncensored: contemptuous?
deadlaughter2: i'm suire he's a fine fellow as are many of them....that's what made pissing them off so much fun
deadlaughter2: well i would do little things to get them pissed
deadlaughter2: if you get them into a tirade that's the best
deadlaughter2: and it happened a few times
oauncensored: can you recall one particular one with gonzo?
deadlaughter2: more than few actually...it wasn't really the mods thathated me the most
oauncensored: was your goal to take the board down or did it just happen?
deadlaughter2: it was the regular posters.....yeah we got into a few pissing matches...the one where i argued with him, austin, galt, and maybe a few other stood out the most
deadlaughter2: it was my goal to win
deadlaughter2: but there was no prize
deadlaughter2: i wanted to stand there and pl;ay the fiddle as rome burned just for fun
oauncensored: so you think the board was headed for disaster regardless
deadlaughter2: it was shit hole to begin with
deadlaughter2: so i shit on it
oauncensored: did you ever have a run in with jeff?
oauncensored: from foundry
deadlaughter2: it was all fun and games then i saw those jerkoffs tshirt ads and finally stopped playing around
deadlaughter2: never with Jeff....galt ran his pompous ass off quite nicely
oauncensored: that was the final straw?
oauncensored: the tshirt hell ads?
deadlaughter2: well there was nothing i planned to do about it
oauncensored: do you have any plans for wackbag?
deadlaughter2: i simply started a thread at cdih about it and certain people just happened to stop by and pay a visit
deadlaughter2: and say hi like
deadlaughter2: wackbag owes me
deadlaughter2: they want nothing to do with me
deadlaughter2: fuck them
deadlaughter2: they can do their thing i don't care
oauncensored: do you plan to retaliate?
oauncensored: or take them down like you did oa.com?
deadlaughter2: i'm no terrorist despite what Joe saprano might say
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: that was funny shit
oauncensored: but you are influential
deadlaughter2: the best foundry chat session ever
oauncensored: describe it for us
deadlaughter2: i have nothing against their board...it's their property and i ain't going after nobody
deadlaughter2: i'd come in the middle of the night fucking tanked up and go into chat and just be completely unbearable
deadlaughter2: then the next day i'd come on sober and play nice
deadlaughter2: and this went on ...it was funny as shit
deadlaughter2: the moderators wanted me dead
oauncensored: eventually, they shut it down
deadlaughter2: so somebody went to some guy his SN was soprano
oauncensored: jeff didnt want the headache
deadlaughter2: i have no clue who this guy is
deadlaughter2: but apparently he's a big shot
deadlaughter2: so he comes in while i'm there
oauncensored: he was just a foundry moderator
oauncensored: some of them act like they have some pull
oauncensored: they're just glorified hall monitors
deadlaughter2: well...were having a pm convo
deadlaughter2: he's equating what i was doing to being a terrorist
deadlaughter2: and i think he was serious
deadlaughter2: so i'm like, dude what are talking about
deadlaughter2: IT'S FUCKING CHAT
deadlaughter2: you fucking cocksucker
deadlaughter2: then i told him he was fired
deadlaughter2: and that was that
deadlaughter2: had to be there i guess
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: it's funny on about 12 beers
oauncensored: def takes himself too seriously
deadlaughter2: and when your me
deadlaughter2: but then i was bannished there and went oa.com
deadlaughter2: and the rest is history
deadlaughter2: i actually play in austin's fantasy baseball league
deadlaughter2: and bang his sister
oauncensored: when did you know you had begun the chain of events that ended the .com era?
deadlaughter2: just kidding
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: well that thread was just really rolling
deadlaughter2: it was gaining steam and things were ready to explode
deadlaughter2: the tshirt jerkoff's thread that is
oauncensored: did you see it ending that way?
deadlaughter2: there was this big controversy about some dude spaz
oauncensored: or was it a shock?
deadlaughter2: like i said i started listening late so i knew nothing of this guy
deadlaughter2: it was pretty funny when i logged on to see the aftermath the next day
deadlaughter2: i wasn't too shocked
deadlaughter2: i didn;'t think theyd delete the fucking thing
deadlaughter2: but that was just gravy
deadlaughter2: i was so proud that i was able to play on so many different factors and rile up so many different people for different reasons
oauncensored: do you think its ridiculous that the fan sites are so unlike the actual show?
oauncensored: they're so heavily censored
oauncensored: and nicey nice
deadlaughter2: and it all culminated in one big boom....
deadlaughter2: it's a joke
deadlaughter2: the whole thing
deadlaughter2: fucking censor this can;t say that
deadlaughter2: idiots
deadlaughter2: i look forward to annoying them...that is is any board will have me
deadlaughter2: if
oauncensored: its a disaster waiting to happen
deadlaughter2: i guess it was all about protecting his gf
deadlaughter2: which i can understand
deadlaughter2: but i mean what was the big deal anyway?
oauncensored: but the show takes people personal lives and makes it material
oauncensored: why should theirs be any different?
deadlaughter2: yeah....i guess were all part of th same hypocracy
deadlaughter2: BAM
oauncensored: live by the sword, die by the sword
deadlaughter2: Godfather reference of the day
oauncensored: ha
deadlaughter2: well if they 're writing the checks to support these messageboards
deadlaughter2: i guess they can do wehatever they want
deadlaughter2: it's not a crime to act like douchebag on a messageboard though
oauncensored: i dont know if its confirmed they do or did
deadlaughter2: not yet
oauncensored: froy held fundraisers
deadlaughter2: i want to take this to the full extreme
deadlaughter2: i want my words to cause seizures
oauncensored: have you ever met a message board person?
deadlaughter2: that would be awesome
deadlaughter2: nah
deadlaughter2: no desire really
deadlaughter2: it would kill my fun
oauncensored: you'd imagine they're freaks
deadlaughter2: yeah ...good call
oauncensored: you like to forget theres an actual human being on the other end
deadlaughter2: i got no judgements on anyone
deadlaughter2: i just take it all in and play on them
oauncensored: makes it easier to flame away
oauncensored: who was your favorite targets?
oauncensored: or still is
deadlaughter2: people that get upset by this shit deserve it
deadlaughter2: or not
deadlaughter2: oh well fuck it
deadlaughter2: i'm having fun
deadlaughter2: i had no real "targets"
deadlaughter2: i just sat there and responded to reactions
deadlaughter2: the more pissed they got the better
deadlaughter2: that's why Austin was so much fun
deadlaughter2: i never met him but i'm guessing he's a teenage kid
oauncensored: so anyone who takes it too seriously could get caught in your trap
deadlaughter2: with a lot of fire in him
deadlaughter2: exactly
oauncensored: id like to open this up to audience discussion at this point
deadlaughter2: they're in awe i imagin
oauncensored: of course
You have just entered room "The DIG Uncensored Interview."
deadlaughter2 has entered the room.
WankFellow has entered the room.
triciaj76 has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg has entered the room.
WankFellow: oh this should be a hoot
thekmanredux has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: this begins our audience discussion
triciaj76: yay
SoupSoupAD: ive completed the one on one
fbdlingfrg: nice
deadlaughter2: is this part two?
WankFellow: was it hot and heavy?
thekmanredux: how come i missed it
SoupSoupAD: anyone wish to ask the DIG a question?
SoupSoupAD: it was
WankFellow: did you talk McNabb vs. Dante?
fbdlingfrg: well what was already covered?
thekmanredux: DIG, what do you do for a living?
SoupSoupAD: we covered how he came to .com
SoupSoupAD: his time at foundry chat, his enemies
deadlaughter2: i'm in sales
SoupSoupAD: his best battles
WankFellow: DIG wants to know if he can move-in
thekmanredux: do you enjoy sales
fbdlingfrg: so austin...
deadlaughter2: and i'm go to school
SoupSoupAD: austin was a major topic
deadlaughter2: rather "i"
thekmanredux: school for what
fbdlingfrg: those were some pretty one sided fights
WankFellow: since austin was like 14 at the time
deadlaughter2: Computers
thekmanredux: boring
deadlaughter2: yeah well i'm sure it doesn't quite live up toyour standards, sleepy
deadlaughter2: i brand new in sales
deadlaughter2: career change
SoupSoupAD: dig, do you post on wackbag now?
deadlaughter2: and from what i can tell i'm going to be a monster
deadlaughter2: no..wackbag banned me
WankFellow: do you where your helmet door-to-door
SoupSoupAD: thats a shocker
deadlaughter2: and i don't have XM
WankFellow: wear, oops
fbdlingfrg: wackbag banned you?
fbdlingfrg: they never ban people
deadlaughter2: uh...yup
WankFellow: wackbag bans everything
fbdlingfrg: and the conversations are so witty and intelligent
SoupSoupAD: what is your family life like DIG?
deadlaughter2: i was complaining about their nazi bullshit three years ago
WankFellow: they make FM Jeff look well-beahved
deadlaughter2: as i'm sure others did years before
SoupSoupAD: do they know of your message board legendary status?
deadlaughter2: now all of a sudden it;'s abig deal
fbdlingfrg: they make me look like a poster of the year candidate
WankFellow: lets not go too far
deadlaughter2: but when i was there and they got 10 hits a day noone payed attention
fbdlingfrg: i didnt suck this year
WankFellow: das golden age
fbdlingfrg: i posted like 12 times, but it wasnt too sucky
JediGmann has entered the room.
deadlaughter2: i tried to tell them who i was
deadlaughter2: they know me
JediGmann: wow
deadlaughter2: and what i done
JediGmann: early chat
SoupSoupAD: its the DIG interview
deadlaughter2: they'll never admit to it though
SoupSoupAD: jump in if you like
SoupSoupAD: you think wackbag hates dot commers cause they were the red headed step child then?
deadlaughter2: i don't think about wackbag...ever
deadlaughter2: it's a nonissue
thekmanredux: DIG, what is your favorite movie
deadlaughter2: it's a sucky board and they are going to fade
deadlaughter2: godfather i guess1 or 2
thekmanredux: cmon, pick one
deadlaughter2: ok 2
thekmanredux: wrong answer
JediGmann: why 2 ?
deadlaughter2: now i'm in trouble
fbdlingfrg: how confident are you in the eagles, without TO?
deadlaughter2: i'm not
SoupSoupAD: who is your favorite comedian other than dice?
deadlaughter2: the usual...i'm not a big comedian consuier (or howveer you spell that)
SoupSoupAD: carlin?
WankFellow: who's in rehab
SoupSoupAD: for wine and vikes
deadlaughter2: carlin of course and all the good ones
deadlaughter2: who's in rehab?
SoupSoupAD: carlin
deadlaughter2: eh...it happens
SoupSoupAD: just admitted himself
deadlaughter2: vicodins are good shit
thekmanredux: true
SoupSoupAD: favorite album?
WankFellow: are you George Carlin, DIGgyt
deadlaughter2: if he thinks he has a problem then i guess he does
deadlaughter2: no favorites really....i like a lot of different stuff
deadlaughter2: it's like comparing apples to oranges
SoupSoupAD: pick one
SoupSoupAD: whats the last one you listened to?
thekmanredux: where did you grow up
SoupSoupAD: whats in your cd deck right now?
JediGmann: will you ever attend a board event ??
deadlaughter2: some pink floyd i guess
deadlaughter2: the stones
SoupSoupAD: where did you grow up?
deadlaughter2: philly
deadlaughter2: durr
thekmanredux: damn
thekmanredux: this is boring
deadlaughter2: what did you expect
SoupSoupAD: almost as boring as sleepers
thekmanredux: nothing, i was invited here
SoupSoupAD: gooch and gonzo set the bar high
deadlaughter2: ask me botring questions...get boring answers
JediGmann: whatd i miss out of the interview ??
WankFellow: did you ever meet anyone from the board
deadlaughter2: ask me what toilet paper i prefer
deadlaughter2: never met anyone
JediGmann: if you could kill anyone from the board ....who would it be ?
WankFellow: the one on his dead pool
deadlaughter2: wouldn't know any of you from jesus
WankFellow: ever to talk to anyone on or from the board on the phone?
thekmanredux: do you know someone in philyl named sean agnew?
deadlaughter2: i don't know anyone well enough to say i would kill them
JediGmann: fro my own personal curiousity...how old are you ?
deadlaughter2: 29
thekmanredux: are you ccontent with your life?
deadlaughter2: yeah...that's what i'm doing here
WankFellow: ha ha
WankFellow: married?
deadlaughter2: complete contention
thekmanredux: what one thing do you regret most in your 29 years
deadlaughter2: actually...i'm quite satisfied or as satisfied as i'm going to get
deadlaughter2: this is all fun to me
deadlaughter2: if i can piss off a few wankers here and there i had a good day
WankFellow: i still love you
thekmanredux: answer my question
deadlaughter2: that i didn't get a college degree earlier
thekmanredux: do you still not have one
deadlaughter2: cause i would own this town right now
deadlaughter2: anbd i will
thekmanredux: why did you wait so long
deadlaughter2: cause i'm me
deadlaughter2: and you're whinny little faggot
WankFellow: DIG, you sounds exactly like Slash..does that bother you
thekmanredux: what is the best and worst job youve ever had
deadlaughter2: sound like this ...sound like that
deadlaughter2: whatever porky
deadlaughter2: well it's been fun
thekmanredux: no it hasnt
deadlaughter2: good
deadlaughter2: i aim to not please
thekmanredux: edgy
WankFellow: grumpygills was better in chat
thekmanredux: are you an "underachiver, and proud of it man!"
deadlaughter2: well you've got me all figured out
WankFellow: that would probably scare you
deadlaughter2: you got me all figured out
deadlaughter2: what can i say
WankFellow: if so, i await the fall
thekmanredux: why did this turn hostile
WankFellow: b/c it was boring
deadlaughter2: you were bored
thekmanredux: oh
deadlaughter2: so we livened it up a little
WankFellow: might as well
deadlaughter2: i'm sorry
JediGmann: how do you feel about these message boards and the people that are on them ??
deadlaughter2: that was mean of me
WankFellow: fag
thekmanredux: am i your favorite poster?
fbdlingfrg: every single person on a message board is a loser
thekmanredux: or at least in the top 3
deadlaughter2: you're a sharp one...i'll say that
thekmanredux: cmon, top 3 right
thekmanredux: me, galt, gonzo
deadlaughter2: if it makes you feel better...sure
thekmanredux: ok
deadlaughter2: cya champ
thekmanredux: bye
deadlaughter2: O:-)
WankFellow: dig..ever post on shitthrowingmonekys.com?
deadlaughter2 has left the room.
WankFellow: coward
thekmanredux: that was a dumb question
WankFellow: not really sinc eit was an actualy site
thekmanredux: not everything is about 5 year old internet refernences
JediGmann: wow that was weak...and i wasnt in here half as long as you guys
thekmanredux: i know it was an actual site, you are so obsessed with the golden age
thekmanredux: DIG wasnt even around then
WankFellow: actually, i was wondering if he came from that
thekmanredux: hes from philly
thekmanredux: he probably came after syndication
WankFellow: since there was a bunch who never came to either boards
WankFellow: it was a shot in the dark but better than what we had from him
thekmanredux: i doubt he came from there since he is actually funny
thekmanredux: and none of those people were
WankFellow: i never read much there. so, no clue.
thekmanredux: i never read it at all, but it was all the meatflap crew right
WankFellow: plus some others..which is why i gave him the question
WankFellow: who never showed up anywhere
WankFellow: i bet his interview is more boring than his after-chat
fbdlingfrg: i miss the meatflap crew...they had such hollow arguements
thekmanredux: i only miss TFEC
JediGmann: HA
SoupSoupAD: sorry
SoupSoupAD: my girl needed the laptop
SoupSoupAD: buying movie tickets
JediGmann: k....be back later
JediGmann: have fun
JediGmann has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: dig was a so-so interview
SoupSoupAD: ill post it now
WankFellow has left the room.
thekmanredux: im not all that interested in it to be honest
SoupSoupAD: im sure
fbdlingfrg: you'll still read it
thekmanredux: eeventually
thekmanredux: ill read it at work tommorow
- diceisgod - 12-28-2004
well i'm spent
- Galt - 12-28-2004
keyser peppers his interviewees with questions and doesn't give them the time to answer the initial question.
- Galt - 12-28-2004
I hate sales. Burned me the fuck out.
- diceisgod - 12-28-2004
I suck at typing too. After 3 years I still hunt and peck
- Galt - 12-28-2004
OA.com was your first experience with a keyboard?
- Goatweed - 12-28-2004
I'm surprised there was no mention of Godly Billionaire.
- Keyser Soze - 12-28-2004
i get excited and wonder if the interviewee is waiting for a follow up, i can never tell if they have more to say, its tough over a computer to tell
- Goatweed - 12-28-2004
your interviewing skills are most impressive, I must say.
- Keyser Soze - 12-28-2004
i do need to slow my roll a bit
- Goatweed - 12-28-2004
meh, you're doin' fine - no worries.
- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2004
I love DIG, yes I do.
- diceisgod - 12-28-2004
Hey, why the fuck aren't I on your fucking blog? That's the only reason i did this shit.
- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2004
Keyser what the fuck is wrong with you!!!
- Keyser Soze - 12-28-2004
ill get it up after i finish my galt interview
- Galt - 12-28-2004
I guess we know who is more important then whom. No one would read DIG's interview unless mine went up in tandem.
- diceisgod - 12-29-2004
Just for the record i'm actually 30. I lied.
- HedCold - 12-29-2004
the whole interview is tainted!!!
- Gooch - 12-29-2004
in one fell swoop, keyser has gone from Cronkite to Dan Rather.