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- Keyser Soze - 01-04-2005
oauncensored (3:39:02 PM): congratulations sir!
IrishAlkey (3:39:17 PM): thanks, future babysitter
oauncensored (3:39:27 PM): i dont do diapers either!!!
IrishAlkey (3:39:41 PM): you have roommates
oauncensored (3:40:04 PM): they change themselves!
IrishAlkey (3:40:35 PM): if you let them sit long enough i guess so
oauncensored (3:40:57 PM): sir, i must have an interview
oauncensored (3:41:02 PM): with THE irish alkey
IrishAlkey (3:41:25 PM): i doubt i have anything to say that ppl want to read
oauncensored (3:41:37 PM): contrere monfrer
IrishAlkey (3:41:54 PM): and im sorry but youll have to forward any questions to irishalkey@aol.com and ill see if i can get back to you
oauncensored (3:42:06 PM): you are a bright shining star from DAS GOULDEN AGE
oauncensored (3:42:21 PM): OH NO YOU DIDNT
IrishAlkey (3:42:31 PM): i ruined the golden age with my post whoring and nonsense
oauncensored (3:43:10 PM): dont be so modest, you left your mark old chap
IrishAlkey (3:43:15 PM): but much like the show itself I AM A VIRUS
oauncensored (3:43:27 PM): A BIG EAR SHAPED ONE! HUDDLA HUDDLA
IrishAlkey (3:43:40 PM): yeah that never got old
oauncensored (3:44:12 PM): can i just get a list of all the board chicks you nailed?
IrishAlkey (3:44:24 PM): i knew that would be the first question
IrishAlkey (3:44:36 PM): everyone else gets "when did you join and why?"
IrishAlkey (3:44:59 PM): i dont think a list is appropriate
IrishAlkey (3:45:08 PM): the baby might see it
oauncensored (3:45:18 PM): fucking babies
oauncensored (3:45:25 PM): screwing up my blog site
IrishAlkey (3:45:33 PM): if i had dig's to do list board i might make it a sig
oauncensored (3:45:37 PM): cmon, wilt chamberlain had babies
oauncensored (3:45:45 PM): he didnt worry about them reading the list
oauncensored (3:46:00 PM): you could photoshop it onto his
IrishAlkey (3:46:01 PM): and hes dead
IrishAlkey (3:46:09 PM): a couple
oauncensored (3:46:16 PM): tommy lee!
oauncensored (3:46:24 PM): he's got a list
oauncensored (3:46:36 PM): just about every 80s rocker has one
oauncensored (3:46:44 PM): and KIDS
IrishAlkey (3:47:00 PM): you people know enough about me, i must protect the innocent
oauncensored (3:47:47 PM): ill just copy and paste the next time you are drunk in chat and roll it off
IrishAlkey (3:48:10 PM): fair enough, lets continue
oauncensored (3:48:37 PM): were you at bang party?
IrishAlkey (3:48:51 PM): no
IrishAlkey (3:49:08 PM): i heard the aftermath on the show and remember eddie calling in
IrishAlkey (3:49:19 PM): mr gonzostyle
oauncensored (3:49:27 PM): did you know eddie then?
IrishAlkey (3:50:01 PM): no but hes actually the first person i ever met outside the board
IrishAlkey (3:50:07 PM): he had like 5 packs of cigs on him
oauncensored (3:50:19 PM): jesus
IrishAlkey (3:50:39 PM): and he was big and sweaty
oauncensored (3:50:52 PM): like high pitch eric?
IrishAlkey (3:50:59 PM): next question
oauncensored (3:51:15 PM): what was the first board event you attended?
IrishAlkey (3:51:45 PM): i think it was at the wwf bar thing, i forget what the fuck it was for but there was a shiutload of people there
IrishAlkey (3:51:51 PM): later we went to hooters
IrishAlkey (3:51:58 PM): where ron and fez were hanging out
IrishAlkey (3:52:09 PM): thats the night i got tossed and had everyone sign my shirt
IrishAlkey (3:52:13 PM): i still have that shirt
IrishAlkey (3:52:32 PM): i believe it says "fuck me here" with an arrow poiting towards my ass
IrishAlkey (3:52:48 PM): i wandered manahatten drunk for at least an hour searching for my car wearing that shirt
oauncensored (3:53:08 PM): who did you meet at that event in manahatten?
IrishAlkey (3:53:24 PM): the list would be too long
IrishAlkey (3:53:34 PM): all the mods
IrishAlkey (3:53:45 PM): joeybigarms bought me a few drinks to test my name
IrishAlkey (3:53:57 PM): froy sat there like a premadonna
IrishAlkey (3:54:12 PM): BM, gooch, a ton of the chicks oh and seancold
IrishAlkey (3:54:27 PM): and he made that big dude cry and leave
IrishAlkey (3:54:35 PM): wtf was his name
IrishAlkey (3:54:35 PM): ?
IrishAlkey (3:54:42 PM): he was godzilla on r and f
oauncensored (3:54:43 PM): its funny we have not delved into that story yet on uncensored
oauncensored (3:54:54 PM): im trying to remember his name
IrishAlkey (3:55:07 PM): then he went to the army
IrishAlkey (3:55:08 PM): shit
IrishAlkey (3:55:11 PM): eddie would know
IrishAlkey (3:55:27 PM): but yeah sean made him cry im pretty sure, from that point on sean scared me
oauncensored (3:56:01 PM): it wasnt corpse grinder junk, was it?
oauncensored (3:56:06 PM): unicron?
IrishAlkey (3:56:15 PM): no never met that douche
IrishAlkey (3:56:17 PM): YES
IrishAlkey (3:56:22 PM): unicron
IrishAlkey (3:57:02 PM): then after hooters there was another bar but it gets fuzzy after that
oauncensored (3:57:17 PM): you dont remember what sean said to him, do you?
IrishAlkey (3:57:26 PM): George's car wouldnt start i think and he was starnded and i got accused of fucking rapefantasizer in a bar bathroom
IrishAlkey (3:57:35 PM): but she was in there passed out drunk
IrishAlkey (3:57:43 PM): no i dont remember, just a lot of yelling
oauncensored (3:58:36 PM): and were you hooked at that point?
oauncensored (3:58:44 PM): into the O&A SCENE
IrishAlkey (3:59:17 PM): actually after that i had to put up with being called balloonknot i think cuz apparently i was moving in on all the fat loser's women
IrishAlkey (3:59:28 PM): but i brushed that off and we all became a big happy family
oauncensored (3:59:43 PM): good for you sir!
oauncensored (4:00:01 PM): who are you favorite people
oauncensored (4:00:05 PM): from the boards
IrishAlkey (4:00:25 PM): i dislike noone
oauncensored (4:00:50 PM): but who are your most favorite!?!
oauncensored (4:00:55 PM): top 5
IrishAlkey (4:01:08 PM): id say im closest to eddie just cuz hes gone from liking me to hating me multiple times and we're still friends
IrishAlkey (4:01:10 PM): top 5
IrishAlkey (4:01:57 PM): i cant do a list like that, once amonth almost im at jackies house with a bunch of ppl, theyre all friends, but i know if i ever have a problem i can talk to BM even though i rarewly see him, ytou fucking live around the corner
oauncensored (4:02:26 PM): fine
oauncensored (4:02:32 PM): you suck as an interviewee
IrishAlkey (4:02:42 PM): im giving you dirt!
IrishAlkey (4:02:48 PM): as posters?
IrishAlkey (4:02:50 PM): top 5?
IrishAlkey (4:02:53 PM): ill give you
oauncensored (4:02:53 PM): yes
IrishAlkey (4:02:55 PM): gonzo
IrishAlkey (4:02:57 PM): dig
IrishAlkey (4:02:58 PM): galt
IrishAlkey (4:03:02 PM): sleeper
IrishAlkey (4:03:11 PM): and slash back in his prime
oauncensored (4:03:52 PM): what ever happened to ants in my pants?
IrishAlkey (4:04:08 PM): umm
IrishAlkey (4:04:25 PM): we dont seem to talk much anymore
IrishAlkey (4:04:31 PM): guess he moved on with his life
oauncensored (4:04:34 PM): you two seemed pretty close for awhile
IrishAlkey (4:04:50 PM): we were
IrishAlkey (4:05:04 PM): nothing lasts forever in message board land!
IrishAlkey (4:05:26 PM): he never licked my ear though
IrishAlkey (4:05:31 PM): like a special somone
oauncensored (4:05:41 PM): who was that?
IrishAlkey (4:05:47 PM): gonzo
IrishAlkey (4:05:49 PM): for a dollar
IrishAlkey (4:05:53 PM): licked my ear
oauncensored (4:05:57 PM): you lucky beast
IrishAlkey (4:05:58 PM): i guess he was poor
IrishAlkey (4:06:05 PM): beauty and the beast
oauncensored (4:06:19 PM): when did you and silera meet?
IrishAlkey (4:06:24 PM): at bar 9
IrishAlkey (4:06:38 PM): she was standing with Brain and i thought he was a pimp
IrishAlkey (4:06:48 PM): and finally coming out with telling us
oauncensored (4:06:48 PM): haaaaaaa
IrishAlkey (4:07:20 PM): id never seen Lent Sr with anything even remotely resembling a female
IrishAlkey (4:07:41 PM): and she probably thought he was actually a black man who could protect her from the freaks
oauncensored (4:08:08 PM): like a pimp!
IrishAlkey (4:08:15 PM): exactly
IrishAlkey (4:08:33 PM): we hit it off great and were friends for a few months
oauncensored (4:09:00 PM): how long did it take to get her in the sack?
IrishAlkey (4:09:39 PM): id say around 3 months
IrishAlkey (4:09:53 PM): we slept in the same bed before that but i never touched her
oauncensored (4:10:02 PM): you sly dog
IrishAlkey (4:10:07 PM): bah nobody cares about me and arelis
oauncensored (4:10:19 PM): nigga please
oauncensored (4:10:25 PM): they all do
IrishAlkey (4:10:31 PM): ask me about sleeper's crooked apartment
IrishAlkey (4:11:20 PM): im sorry youre the expert
IrishAlkey (4:11:23 PM): continue
oauncensored (4:11:34 PM): i was going to get to that
oauncensored (4:11:45 PM): theres much ground to cover
oauncensored (4:11:58 PM): tell us about french bread pizza
IrishAlkey (4:12:05 PM): ha
IrishAlkey (4:12:17 PM): she was my first discovery
IrishAlkey (4:12:39 PM): she had a bunch of webpages not nude but dressed provocatively
IrishAlkey (4:12:50 PM): i thought ron from r and f would be interested
IrishAlkey (4:12:54 PM): so i sent them to him
IrishAlkey (4:13:05 PM): a couple weeks later i brought her into the studio
oauncensored (4:13:08 PM): you were a Ron & Fez pimp
IrishAlkey (4:13:27 PM): which was the night where one of your sig pics is from
IrishAlkey (4:13:38 PM): where shes covered in the whipped cream
oauncensored (4:13:43 PM): who was the other girl?
IrishAlkey (4:14:01 PM): i cant remember her name but she had huge tits and was a little nuts
oauncensored (4:14:11 PM): where was she from?
IrishAlkey (4:14:21 PM): bronx i think
oauncensored (4:14:27 PM): some listener?
IrishAlkey (4:14:34 PM): yeah
IrishAlkey (4:14:37 PM): not from the board
oauncensored (4:14:50 PM): did you at some point become more of a ron & fez fan?
IrishAlkey (4:15:07 PM): i joined rf.net first
IrishAlkey (4:15:14 PM): as i read oa.com
IrishAlkey (4:15:23 PM): i realized oa.com was much more my style
oauncensored (4:15:27 PM): so your first love was ron and fez message board wise
IrishAlkey (4:15:36 PM): and rf bored me
IrishAlkey (4:15:44 PM): by about a 2 week difference
oauncensored (4:15:58 PM): obviously ron and fez came after radio show wise
oauncensored (4:16:10 PM): did you start posting around bang party?
IrishAlkey (4:16:36 PM): i had heard about oa.com on the show
IrishAlkey (4:16:41 PM): then they talked about the bang party
IrishAlkey (4:16:47 PM): then i got my first computer
IrishAlkey (4:16:50 PM): checked out the site
IrishAlkey (4:16:58 PM): finally joined a week or two after
IrishAlkey (4:17:09 PM): so it was a month or 2 after bang party
IrishAlkey (4:17:18 PM): i didnt join thinking these ppl all fuck each other
IrishAlkey (4:17:36 PM): especially considering its a fan site to a radio show, i couldnt imagine everyone being a model
IrishAlkey (4:18:19 PM): but all the fighting and shit was funny and i wanted to play
IrishAlkey (4:18:30 PM): i was a hit with my FU to my dick first thread
oauncensored (4:19:03 PM): you ever have a run in with the mods there?
IrishAlkey (4:19:35 PM): i think corpsegrinderjunk told me off early on but then he left and made some crappy bored
IrishAlkey (4:19:53 PM): buttmunch was the only other mod on my ass
IrishAlkey (4:19:55 PM): for a while
IrishAlkey (4:20:00 PM): but that was it
oauncensored (4:20:13 PM): CGJ was a douchebag
oauncensored (4:20:23 PM): he left and started a message board with an astrology forum
IrishAlkey (4:20:53 PM): yeah i saw it, he went from a big bad ass mod on a fan site to a fruit playing with the stars
IrishAlkey (4:20:55 PM): fitting
IrishAlkey (4:21:14 PM): i always felt froy couldnt stand me but that didnt bother me
IrishAlkey (4:21:30 PM): nothing really bothered me, thats why i got away with what i did
IrishAlkey (4:21:34 PM): i had a blast
oauncensored (4:21:35 PM): was he a prick to you in person?
IrishAlkey (4:21:48 PM): until you cockfuckers destroyed it
IrishAlkey (4:21:58 PM): matt was a prick to everyone in person
oauncensored (4:22:03 PM): i did nothing of the sort!
IrishAlkey (4:22:10 PM): stand offish
IrishAlkey (4:22:15 PM): self absorbed
IrishAlkey (4:22:19 PM): immature
oauncensored (4:22:52 PM): which board chick has the best naked breasts?
IrishAlkey (4:22:58 PM): i didnt dislike him personally, i disliked how he presented himself, youre running a great site for a popular NY radio show and youre nothing like your membership
IrishAlkey (4:23:00 PM): hmmm
IrishAlkey (4:23:28 PM): can we assume drusilla or do we have to have seen them?
oauncensored (4:23:41 PM): would have to see
oauncensored (4:23:45 PM): hers could be sloppy
IrishAlkey (4:24:15 PM): i dont remember her board name but i think it had "abgel" in it
IrishAlkey (4:24:27 PM): she like posted them and stopped posting
IrishAlkey (4:24:31 PM): its in the archives i guess
oauncensored (4:24:33 PM): what a shame
IrishAlkey (4:24:37 PM): "angel"
IrishAlkey (4:24:39 PM): *
IrishAlkey (4:24:51 PM): goat's wife had a nice rack too
oauncensored (4:25:00 PM): clare looks like she had a perky set
IrishAlkey (4:25:36 PM): forgot about her, good point yeah clare had a great rack, very perky
oauncensored (4:26:06 PM): who is the one board chick you never nailed but wish you had?
IrishAlkey (4:26:39 PM): wouldnt eveverybody's answer be teenslut?
IrishAlkey (4:26:45 PM): just to brag
IrishAlkey (4:26:46 PM): ?
oauncensored (4:26:56 PM): funny, i dont remember what she looked like
IrishAlkey (4:27:19 PM): and second would definitely be grkqt
IrishAlkey (4:27:30 PM): too bad she had the googly eyes for gonzo =(
IrishAlkey (4:27:56 PM): must have a high pitched eric fettish
oauncensored (4:28:03 PM): doh@
IrishAlkey (4:28:14 PM): moving on
IrishAlkey (4:28:16 PM): ...
oauncensored (4:28:20 PM): what happened to YMB?
IrishAlkey (4:28:51 PM): shit
IrishAlkey (4:29:31 PM): i dont know i guess, i was accused of overmodding undermodding, allowing ppl to say anything, keeping them from saying things
IrishAlkey (4:29:48 PM): i think it boils down to, you guys as a whole are impossible to make fucking happy
IrishAlkey (4:29:52 PM): and you like breaking shit
oauncensored (4:30:21 PM): well when you get a bunch of folks together
oauncensored (4:30:27 PM): different personalities
IrishAlkey (4:30:27 PM): i realize it now
oauncensored (4:30:34 PM): its bound to happen
IrishAlkey (4:30:52 PM): everyone thought froy was the problem, i knew i wasnt like froy, theyll find out its me running it and theyll rejoice!
IrishAlkey (4:30:58 PM): delussions of grandeur
IrishAlkey (4:31:11 PM): ppl hated ftl, i got rid of ftl
IrishAlkey (4:31:15 PM): still wasnt enough
oauncensored (4:32:00 PM): they want someone to complain about
oauncensored (4:32:04 PM): something to complain about
oauncensored (4:32:12 PM): they need a crusade
IrishAlkey (4:32:21 PM): but thats done with, i tried, i failed, i can enjoy all your company on cdih
IrishAlkey (4:32:31 PM): what sucks is theres no cool o and a board
oauncensored (4:33:39 PM): i think some folks thought you were too buddy buddy with the show members
IrishAlkey (4:33:49 PM): like who?
oauncensored (4:33:51 PM): whereas on cdih, we couldnt give two fucks about them
oauncensored (4:34:03 PM): or talking about things that upset them
IrishAlkey (4:34:14 PM): there lies the rub
oauncensored (4:34:17 PM): theres a level of decorum that doesnt exist on cdih that existed on ymb
IrishAlkey (4:34:25 PM): not by much
oauncensored (4:34:29 PM): they are animals on cdih
IrishAlkey (4:34:31 PM): i tried to compensate
oauncensored (4:34:37 PM): i know you did try
oauncensored (4:34:41 PM): we love you
IrishAlkey (4:34:57 PM): yeah so you think a forum with 12 ppl who only want to mock the show will make for a good o and a board?
IrishAlkey (4:35:01 PM): that makes no sense
IrishAlkey (4:35:05 PM): but can I mod it?
IrishAlkey (4:35:12 PM):
oauncensored (4:35:44 PM): not my decision but id vote for you
oauncensored (4:36:00 PM): i dont know how many people will come
IrishAlkey (4:36:04 PM): i guess we'll see where this disaster goes
oauncensored (4:36:08 PM): but it will be a totally uncensored outlet
oauncensored (4:36:12 PM): no rules
oauncensored (4:36:18 PM): O&A CDIH style
IrishAlkey (4:36:22 PM): youre only doing this to piss off wackbag
oauncensored (4:36:28 PM): yes
oauncensored (4:36:31 PM): of course
IrishAlkey (4:36:44 PM): i figured
oauncensored (4:36:59 PM): i dont know if we will be able to reach the membership level
oauncensored (4:37:01 PM): or even want to
IrishAlkey (4:37:11 PM): this interview will get me banned from there just cuz they know i talked to you
oauncensored (4:37:12 PM): we just want a decent amount of poster to make it enjoyable
oauncensored (4:37:19 PM): exactly
IrishAlkey (4:37:23 PM): good luck, it aint easy
IrishAlkey (4:37:57 PM): any other thought provoking questions?
oauncensored (4:38:12 PM): i think its time for the word association portion of our interview
IrishAlkey (4:38:21 PM): i havent even mentioned how hot i think Galt is
IrishAlkey (4:38:24 PM): ok fine
oauncensored (4:38:30 PM): lets start
oauncensored (4:38:32 PM): galt
IrishAlkey (4:38:40 PM): antagonizing
oauncensored (4:38:55 PM): sleeper
IrishAlkey (4:39:07 PM): good kid
oauncensored (4:39:25 PM): hybrid
IrishAlkey (4:39:31 PM): hysterical
oauncensored (4:39:56 PM): FM Jeff
IrishAlkey (4:40:14 PM): hooked nose jew but a friend when needed
oauncensored (4:40:28 PM): FTL
IrishAlkey (4:40:47 PM): overbearing
oauncensored (4:41:02 PM): gonzostyle
IrishAlkey (4:41:06 PM): a brother
IrishAlkey (4:41:14 PM): a high pitched brother
oauncensored (4:41:20 PM): ouch
IrishAlkey (4:41:26 PM): giggly and sweaty!
oauncensored (4:41:33 PM): heehee!
oauncensored (4:41:38 PM): :wipe:
IrishAlkey (4:41:42 PM): hahaha
oauncensored (4:41:47 PM): goatweed
IrishAlkey (4:41:52 PM): who?
IrishAlkey (4:41:55 PM): i kid!
IrishAlkey (4:42:00 PM): consistent
oauncensored (4:42:09 PM): aww poor guy feels like arthur dent
oauncensored (4:42:15 PM): he is a rock
IrishAlkey (4:42:22 PM): hes one of the nicest guys to come from this mess
IrishAlkey (4:42:35 PM): almost like he doesnt belong with the degenerates
oauncensored (4:42:37 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:42:40 PM): indeed
oauncensored (4:42:55 PM): stingray
IrishAlkey (4:43:02 PM): dont know him at all
oauncensored (4:43:28 PM): whats the impression you get?
IrishAlkey (4:43:38 PM): hell bent on running wackbag his way
IrishAlkey (4:43:55 PM): and its working, for what its worth
oauncensored (4:44:03 PM): do wackbaggers and dot commers ever cross streams in person?
IrishAlkey (4:44:11 PM): uhhh
IrishAlkey (4:44:22 PM): i cant say ive ever met a wackbagger
oauncensored (4:44:31 PM): no fofolina?
oauncensored (4:44:34 PM): peter dragon?
IrishAlkey (4:44:43 PM): they apparently dont like going out together cuz itll fuck up the board
oauncensored (4:44:48 PM): ballbuster!
IrishAlkey (4:44:55 PM): wasnt dragon at our softball game?
oauncensored (4:45:07 PM): not sure
oauncensored (4:45:11 PM): i couldnt go
IrishAlkey (4:45:20 PM): fofo banned me for quoting eminem, from that point on neither of us were fond of each other
oauncensored (4:45:34 PM): banned you for quoting eminem???
IrishAlkey (4:45:41 PM): basically
IrishAlkey (4:46:03 PM): some dude said i copied and pasted i said yeah cuz its impossible for someone to memorize song lyrics
IrishAlkey (4:46:13 PM): that was seen as me instigating a riot so i was banned
oauncensored (4:46:30 PM): they are insane over there
IrishAlkey (4:46:35 PM): then silera kept rejoining and calling fofo a cunt
IrishAlkey (4:46:41 PM): that was way over a year ago
IrishAlkey (4:46:48 PM): my first experience at wackbag
IrishAlkey (4:47:15 PM): i told them i wasnt gonna start shit so they let me rejoin a month ago, i dont post much, just read the GD forum
IrishAlkey (4:47:30 PM): and harrass K1d
oauncensored (4:47:35 PM): you have some silly name there
IrishAlkey (4:47:47 PM): same name
IrishAlkey (4:47:50 PM): IrishAlkey
IrishAlkey (4:47:56 PM): i dont join under new names
oauncensored (4:48:06 PM): i thought you were someone else there
IrishAlkey (4:48:10 PM): nope
oauncensored (4:48:12 PM): i see
oauncensored (4:48:20 PM): well have fun with that
IrishAlkey (4:48:21 PM): im sure a few of them think i do but whatever
oauncensored (4:48:44 PM): DIG
IrishAlkey (4:49:17 PM): a dork behind a computer who has managed to keep up a dickhead, funny vigilante personna over the years
oauncensored (4:49:44 PM): he is a strange bird
IrishAlkey (4:50:01 PM): hes a nerd but hes entertaining
oauncensored (4:50:53 PM): would you be available later tonight perhaps for a Q&A session with the audience?
oauncensored (4:51:04 PM): its too early in the day to pull a crowd now
IrishAlkey (4:51:18 PM): i have my 9ball pool tournament tonight but ill be around tomorrow night
IrishAlkey (4:51:26 PM): let jeff have his glory tonight
oauncensored (4:51:46 PM): ok
oauncensored (4:52:02 PM): anything else you want to say?
oauncensored (4:52:08 PM): for the record
IrishAlkey (4:52:47 PM): good luck with your cdih endevour and thanks for 3 years of laughs and hopefully more!
oauncensored (4:53:08 PM): thank you sir, and thank you for all your entertainment over the years
IrishAlkey (4:53:23 PM): great interview!
IrishAlkey (4:54:06 PM): are the mics off?
oauncensored (4:54:09 PM): thanks for making it one you sexy beast!
IrishAlkey (4:54:22 PM): i was gonna tell you who i fucked off the record
oauncensored (4:54:27 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:54:30 PM): ok
IrishAlkey (4:54:34 PM): and seriously eddie really is two faced?
IrishAlkey (4:54:37 PM): right?
IrishAlkey (4:54:49 PM): hey, why is that camera's light still on?
oauncensored (4:55:13 PM): ::
witches on under desk mic:::oauncensored (4:55:16 PM): its all good
IrishAlkey (4:55:25 PM): fucko
IrishAlkey (4:55:29 PM): just post it dick
oauncensored (4:55:36 PM): ha
oauncensored (4:55:47 PM): no, seriously, off the record
IrishAlkey (4:55:59 PM): im not telling you!
IrishAlkey (4:56:01 PM): im sober
oauncensored (4:56:10 PM): tease!
- Goatweed - 01-04-2005
Quote:IrishAlkey (4:24:51 PM): goat's wife had a nice rack too
you should have seen it when she was pregnant
- Galt - 01-04-2005
Keyser's "off the record" is as good as bond.
- Keyser Soze - 01-04-2005
you didnt see me post the list now, did you?
- The Sleeper - 01-04-2005
that was hilarious
best part:
Quote:IrishAlkey (3:50:39 PM): and he was big and sweaty
oauncensored (3:50:52 PM): like high pitch eric?
IrishAlkey (3:50:59 PM): next question
- IrishAlkey - 01-04-2005
I can't wait for Gonzo to read it!
- Galt - 01-04-2005
Alkey is king of that mathball bar video game. It's like watching one of those Matrix guys.
- IrishAlkey - 01-04-2005
I have all ten high scores on the one at my poolhall.
I'm hoping to one day go to the Olympics.
- fbd - 01-04-2005
Quote:IrishAlkey (4:17:09 PM): so it was a month or 2 after bang party
IrishAlkey (4:17:18 PM): i didnt join thinking these ppl all fuck each other
IrishAlkey (4:17:36 PM): especially considering its a fan site to a radio show, i couldnt imagine everyone being a model
IrishAlkey (4:18:19 PM): but all the fighting and shit was funny and i wanted to play
IrishAlkey (4:18:30 PM): i was a hit with my FU to my dick first thread
i'm positive you joined more than 2 months after the bang party, unless you joined and didnt post for months. i think it was closer to a year
- IrishAlkey - 01-04-2005
You're probably right.
When I first heard the show, they were doing worst-ofs now that I think of it. They probably had that show on a worst-of and at the time I thought it was live radio.
Good call, Columbo.
- Galt - 01-04-2005
I knew I arrived in posting land when Mr. Alkey Im'd me to say that I made him laugh. I'd never gotten an AIM before.
- fbd - 01-04-2005
i just remember that you used to hang out in foundry chat when you were still from RF and not OA, and i didnt start hanging out in chat until june of 01 or so. plus, austin adopted you, so you couldnt have been too early
- Galt - 01-04-2005
Alkey is a total fraud.
- IrishAlkey - 01-04-2005
I'm not real, but my love is.
- GonzoStyle - 01-04-2005
Quote:IrishAlkey (3:52:32 PM): i believe it says "fuck me here" with an arrow poiting towards my ass
That was me and I now wish I jammed that marker into your spine.
- IrishAlkey - 01-04-2005
BROTHER!!!
It says "uncensored" in big letters on the thread title!
- Arpikarhu - 01-05-2005
his memory of his ecstasy on being a part of the o&a board is a little sad. not because of the board itself, though that is sad, but to get that much fulfillment from a message board is a window into what must be a sad and lonley little man.
- Gooch - 01-05-2005
you are looking in the mirror again, aren't you.
- Arpikarhu - 01-05-2005
why dont you post "i know you are but what am i?"
same idea but certainly more clever than what you actually posted.
- TheGMANN - 01-05-2005
Quote:IrishAlkey (4:01:57 PM): i cant do a list like that, once amonth almost im at jackies house with a bunch of ppl, theyre all friends
WOW....no love whatsoever!
We're broken up now!