Lymmericks

[Jack]

Does anyone write Lymmericks here? They are easy enough. I think we could come up with some hillarious ones knowing some of the members on this board....

Heres a couple I wrote a long time ago:

(long time ago = 10years)

Once was a guy named Ben
Who had sex with other men
They shut the shades
and shared their Aids
Now he wants to spread again.

A man once went to Rome
He soon grew sick for Home
He caught a plane
then rode a train
Because he forgot his favorite Comb.

[Teenweek]

I heard this one before:

In days of old, when knights were bold
And condoms were not yet invented
They put a sock on their cock and hoped it would prevent it.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

thats the worst ever

[HollywoodJewMoses]

you got skillz!

[Jack]

Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left out. :thumbs-up:

[Hybrid]

I love Jack cause I am a homo.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

now you made my posts look stupid
what the fuck, muh fukka!

[Jack]

Hybrids gonna cry cause I keep removing his poem....

I feel for you Hybrid. I really do.


Oh wait.. no I don't.

[Hybrid]

I want to have Jacks children. :loveya:

[HollywoodJewMoses]

wow, hybrid sucks. Fucking homo.

[Arpikarhu]

i find the spelling of "lymmericks" to be funny yet sad

[Hybrid]

jack deleted my post because it made fun of him and his thread

[Arpikarhu]

jack is a nazi!

[Danked]

Gomez....? Is that you?

You've got the Arpi thing down to a T, man. :thumbs-up:

[Hybrid]

hence the sig

[The Jays]

... this was all a simple ploy to get Hybrid to respond so that Jack could edit...

[Weird NJ]

Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left out

Hybrid never fucked with me. :clueless: I wonder what this is really about Jack.

[diceisgod]

Blah blah blah and swallow slow.

[Jack]

This was sooo 2 days ago. Catch up with the times fellas.

[diceisgod]

Blah blah blah and jill came down with two fifty.