holy shit - I'm a loser!

[Bloody Anus]

Sunday, 9/12:
-lost (big) in all 4 fantasy football leagues
-lost on my 20th straight <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/week1.jpg target=blank>parlay card</a>

Tuesday, 9/14: (my birthday)
-lost $60 playing blackjack in about 20 minutes

Saturday, 9/18:
-lost $20 playing blackjack in about 20 minutes

Sunday, 9/19:
-lost on my 21st straight <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/week2.jpg target=blank>parlay card</a>
-lost both H2H fantasy baseball playoff games after dominating the regular season.
-WIN!!! one football league (the only non-money league),
-but will likely find a way to lose the other 3:
1) 9 point lead, I have Pinkson vs. Westbrook tomorrow
2) 31 point lead, I have nobody vs. Culnigger & Westbrook tomorrow
3) 36 point lead, I have nobody vs. O. Smith & Owens tomorrow

Sunday, 9/19:
-lost all feeling in both hands after pummeling everything I could

A couple of months ago:
-lost my pizza cutter (luckily I had the presence of mind to buy a backup)

Several months ago:
-lost my Rodney Hampton jersey, 99.8% sure it was stolen by some nigger while drying on the patio



I am not pleased.

[Goatweed]

no worries, bucko - you'll get 'em next week!

[Keyser Soze]

lost $20 playing blackjack in about 20 minutes

if you can't stand to lose $20 in 20 mins in blackjack, well you have no business playing blackjack.

what were you playing? $5 blackjack???

[Bloody Anus]

yeah. I found $20 in chips in my car, so just decided to see how long it could last. If I ever got up $40 or so I would have started to actually bet, but of course I didn't come close to even being up at all..




and I lost in 2 of the 3 leagues.

[Bloody Anus]

I just lost the franchise I created in Madden because the franchise file on the memory card got corrupted and can't be loaded.

[Galt]

that's why there are two memory slots.