If you like Philly Blunts, you can keep the cigars (though maybe a bit sweated up). Otherwise, I'll give you some quarters and you can go hit the little "bubble" toy vending machine they have out front of the supermarket. One of them has flashy stickers of "hotrods" and KISS faces. Those little super bouncy Superball things are also a lot of fun. The world and all it's paleface wonders are yours for the taking.
You should have taken the scalping angle. I like you so you can comfortably & freely state your e-fantasies of my grizzly demise at your hands. Type away and relax. Put your feet up but mind you don't use the walls or anything hanging thereon.
Teepees aren't made of any reason material nor with any forethought, as you know full well when the spirit of Chief Winter creeps up your asses over the these next few months - this is not to mention it having the structural integrity like something built based on one of The Jay's first blueprints.