07-31-2002, 07:29 PM
If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, all we can ever be is friends. It's over. I've moved on, and you should too. It's unhealthy for you to be obsessing over my massive pecs, bulging biceps, and luscious ass. Just try to not think of me In a sexual way.
Unless we're both drunk at a bar one night. Then I'm fair game.
Unless we're both drunk at a bar one night. Then I'm fair game.