03-08-2007, 01:55 AM
Quote:Sin City - so fucking stupid, and I hate anyone who doesn't agree. I understand it was supposed to be a live action comic book and horribly acted with stupid coloring. If that's what they were gunning for, then great. It was still horrible.
I am not a fan of Sin City. I watched, and was bored as hell. It feels like half the movie is slowed down for dramatic effect, and then quickly sped up just to give the "surprising" or "violent" scenes more impact. There's that one Bruce Willis line that they start and end his vignette with, and it's just too corny. Then that shit with Clive Owen, and Rosario Dawson, standing on top of a building looking down as a bunch while what looks like the fucking Pussycat Dolls mows down the entire police force in slow motion. Then she spits out some gay "poetic" mini speech, about revenge or some shit, and starts tonguing Clive Owen, just lame.
And I'm not thinking that The 300 will be good, from what I see, it's all pretty pictures and latent homosexuality. I watched 300 of The 300, and the Persians come wearing fucking Kabuki masks, and then bring out some Voltron-sized Golum.