Jamaica

[Goatweed]

agreed

[drusilla]

it really wasn't. it's like opening a jar of pickles naked.

[Galt]

The only public activity suitable for nudity is sex.

[Goatweed]

and tanning

[Galt]

tanning isn't an activity. It is, by definition, sedentary. My thesis is bullet-proof.

[Goatweed]

well, sleeping is an activity and it's basically the same thing - but I'm not arguing, my head is still reeling from "vacation" usage.

Also, tanning leads to sex - would you rather fuck a pasty-white woman or a bronze bombshell?

[Galt]

Maybe in Laz's dictionary, sleeping is an activty, but not in reality.

Just because it's a verb doesn't mean you're actually doing anything.

[Goatweed]

so instead of saying "I'm tanning at the beach", I should say "I'm doing nothing at the beach" ?

[drusilla]

- what id you do at the beach today?

- nothing.


tanning is usually implied when you are at the beach i guess. why else would most people go?

[IrishAlkey]

For the sand in the crack!

[drusilla]

that is my favorite part

[Goatweed]

tanning is usually implied when you are at the beach i guess. why else would most people go?

to stare at all the hot women.

[IrishAlkey]

With sand in their ass cracks!

[Arpikarhu]

now that i am in full control of my mod powers and arpi is arpi again, i should cell the lot of you for this thread.

[PatCooper]

You know i just realized i haven't been to the beach in almost 3 years. And i feel as though i havent missed a damn thing.

[Arpikarhu]

you do realize that your sig pic is actually johnny depp.

[PatCooper]

no shit sherlock

[Arpikarhu]

awww! why are you turning on me pat? you were always the one guy i could count on for support.

[PatCooper]

I'm not your jock strap anymore pal!

[Arpikarhu]

a truly sad day indeed