My eye doesn't feel good - ow

QuickStop · 11-20-2002, 12:06 AM

i have a scratched cornea. i have a patch on my eye. this blows

The Sleeper · 11-20-2002, 12:19 AM

maybe you can shop at the new pirate toy store now. It's called Toys ARRRRRRRRRR Us.

HedCold · 11-20-2002, 12:22 AM

i hate reading about bad stuff to the eye. it makes me all queasy

QuickStop · 11-20-2002, 12:24 AM

my stupid friend went to slap me in the face, and the sleeve of his shirt whipped into my eyeball.

The Sleeper · 11-20-2002, 12:26 AM

I wonder what it would feel like to have your eye slowly ripped from its socket with tweezers.

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-20-2002, 01:13 AM

WALK THE PLANK MATEY!!!!!!!!!1
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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crx girl · 11-20-2002, 01:27 AM

you enjoy it when they make fun of you don't you qs.

Hybrid · 11-20-2002, 02:02 AM

pixplz

FAST FREDDY · 11-20-2002, 02:27 AM

mokey:

QuickStop · 11-20-2002, 01:27 PM

well, it's not that kind of patch. Its like a piece of cloth taped to my head. oh, and i forgot to mention my leg was amputated and there's a peg there now, too

Danked · 11-20-2002, 01:46 PM

If only Brokenjaw were here. All those years of bad pirate jokes....

SLASH · 11-20-2002, 01:50 PM

Quote:maybe you can shop at the new pirate toy store now. It's called Toys ARRRRRRRRRR Us.

:disappointed: :disappointed: :disappointed:

Brokenjaw · 11-20-2002, 02:42 PM

Quote:Danked

Sephiroth v2.0 Hi Danked!

Posts: 3215

You enjoy myself.

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If only Brokenjaw were here. All those years of bad pirate jokes....

Wow it took an hour and 40 minutes for my name to be brought up, you people are slacking. :-(

Danked · 11-20-2002, 03:58 PM

Quote:Wow it took an hour and 40 minutes for my name to be brought up, you people are slacking.

Nope. He posted this last night. I posted this morning.

So know any good pirate jokes?

Brokenjaw · 11-20-2002, 04:06 PM

Quote:Nope. He posted this last night. I posted this morning

Geeeeez it took that long???/ Whats wrong with you people?

Any pirate jokes huh? Not off the top of my head, but I will keep an eye out lookin for some.

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-20-2002, 04:08 PM

its really funny that you couldnt see they were posted on 2 different dates entirely

that right there, is all the eye/sight/vision humor i need for today

Brokenjaw · 11-20-2002, 04:10 PM

Quote:its really funny that you couldnt see they were posted on 2 different dates entirely

that right there, is all the eye/sight/vision humor i need for today

Yeah thats it... you go with that... It coulden't be that I just looked at the time and not the dates, nope lets just go with I coulden't see it.

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Tenbatsuzen · 11-20-2002, 06:46 PM

Brokenjaw's favorite drink: Captain Morgan.

Keyser Soze · 11-20-2002, 07:06 PM

you can be BJ's mini me

JimmyBlueEyes · 11-20-2002, 07:48 PM

Arrr....30 lashes and keel hauled arrrrrr :fuckoff: