10-21-2006, 08:32 PM
i did a 4 team 6 point teaser, which for those not in the know, means you can take 6 more points off each of the lines in return for less of a payout. i bet $25 to win $75
so the lines were:
louisville -11.5
penn st. -12
michigan st. -1.5
miami -11.5
louisville was up 8 with 1:30 left, syracuse had no timeouts, louisville couldve easily kneeled on the ball, but they ran it in for a TD to cover! it's a miracle!
penn st. was up 7, illinois tries an onside kick with a minute left, penn st. recovers and runs it in for a TD to cover! a second straight miracle!
michigan st. was down 38-3 in the 2nd half, and come back to win 41-38!! holy shit! i've never had such dumb luck in my entire life.
at this point miami is up 20-2 on winless duke, and i'm thinking i just pulled off a ridiculous miracle win. duke somehow drives down the field and makes it 20-9. now i'm down half a point. then they score another TD to make it 20-15, but miss the 2 pt conversion. i'm down but not out, considering my luck today. duke is now driving down the field for the win and is on the miami 6 with 3 seconds left. at this point i pretty much concede the bet and am hoping duke just beats miami outright.
BUT
miami intercepts the ball, and the nig is now running down the field to score a TD. this would put me up 12 pending the extra point!!
he's at the 40
he's at the 30
no one is in front of him. he's gonna go!! i'm gonna pull of a 4th straight miracle cover......
he fucking inexplicably falls down at the 15. game over. miami doesn't cover. i lose.
fuck my life.
so the lines were:
louisville -11.5
penn st. -12
michigan st. -1.5
miami -11.5
louisville was up 8 with 1:30 left, syracuse had no timeouts, louisville couldve easily kneeled on the ball, but they ran it in for a TD to cover! it's a miracle!
penn st. was up 7, illinois tries an onside kick with a minute left, penn st. recovers and runs it in for a TD to cover! a second straight miracle!
michigan st. was down 38-3 in the 2nd half, and come back to win 41-38!! holy shit! i've never had such dumb luck in my entire life.
at this point miami is up 20-2 on winless duke, and i'm thinking i just pulled off a ridiculous miracle win. duke somehow drives down the field and makes it 20-9. now i'm down half a point. then they score another TD to make it 20-15, but miss the 2 pt conversion. i'm down but not out, considering my luck today. duke is now driving down the field for the win and is on the miami 6 with 3 seconds left. at this point i pretty much concede the bet and am hoping duke just beats miami outright.
BUT
miami intercepts the ball, and the nig is now running down the field to score a TD. this would put me up 12 pending the extra point!!
he's at the 40
he's at the 30
no one is in front of him. he's gonna go!! i'm gonna pull of a 4th straight miracle cover......
he fucking inexplicably falls down at the 15. game over. miami doesn't cover. i lose.
fuck my life.
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