10-15-2002, 02:18 AM
10-15-2002, 02:57 AM
10-15-2002, 02:28 PM
I just tell them "You can't talk to her, she's dead...they usually don't call back. Especially after I pretend to start crying and if I feel like really fucking with them, go through the brutal details of my death.
But that way sounds pretty good too, goatweed. I'll have to try it.
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10-15-2002, 03:10 PM
I used to not like them, but I found a cool way to deal with it now. Let them talk. I had one the other night I told I wasnt interested and he kept talking. So I put the phone down and he kept going. The last thing I heard was "Hello? Hello?" It really made my night
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10-15-2002, 05:13 PM
I love telemarketers, they brighten up my day. I read my posts and post ideas to them, I play games with thier heads. I confuse the fuck out of them, I couldn't imagine life without them. I tried having phone sex with one last week, fuckin prude.
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10-15-2002, 05:17 PM
I like Spit's idea... I've done stuff kinda like that... but sometimes i just string them along for a few minutes, pretending to be interested, then i start asking completely inane questions that have nothing to do with what they are offering... but i would never pay for any kind of tele-blocker... i'm way to cheap... plus, it's more fun tormenting them :lol:
10-15-2002, 07:03 PM
I usually either let them do their speach, not saying a word. They then feel uncomfortable and say "hello?" Or when asked "Are you interested in switching to....?" I give an excited "YES!" then hang up.
10-15-2002, 07:24 PM
I tell them..."I don't care what you're offering I'm not interested save your speech" and for some reason they keep telling me stuff...there are a few thought that get pissed off and say very angrily "Thank you for your time..." and then hang up...
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10-15-2002, 08:35 PM
I put my dog on the phone once...Sad thing is that 3 minutes late the guy was still talking, guess my voice and the sound of a dog slobbering are the same
10-16-2002, 05:58 PM
I like to blow a whistle when people ask for me that I dont know, makes their eardrums pop and bleed, which makes me giggle like Gonzo after he found out he could hide in my bushes and watch me play Soulblade naked.
God Damn, its been a while.
10-16-2002, 07:56 PM
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