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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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Can this movie possibly sound like it is going to suck any more than it does after that read?

My God, here comes another lovely movie from a SNL shit neck! Do these fuckin guys read the fuckin scripts before they sign on?

And how funny was Ant running to the theatre?

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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I dunno, it's no Ladies Man


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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They need the money to buy their coke.
Of course they don't read the scripts.
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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I said the same thing Sean when I first saw the promo for this crap during the Super Bowl. At what fucking point did someone actually say "This sure sounds like a great idea for a movie"?
Maybe I should go into that business. Hell, I probably couldn't do any worse. ;)





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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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Sean are you going to call and reserve tickets or do you want me to?


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
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It'll never be as good as "It's Pat". No matter what they write!



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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
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I need to think about that Buttmunch.

Let me think, what else could I possibly spend 8.50 on?

I could buy a new cheese grater and jerk off with it.

It might be a little painful but it will be a hell of alot more amusing than watching this cluster fuck so I must decline on the tix!

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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quote:

I dunno, it's no Ladies Man

What about that Superstar movie? Did anyone even see that one? And Molly Shannon left the show to go into movies - with that in her resume', she'll get a hell of a lot of roles!


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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If Shannon said her only movie experience were the five seconds she was in Happiness (sick but awesome movie) she'd have better luck in getting a role than saying she starred in a film. The saddest thing about Superstar and Ladies' Man were the appearance of Kids in the Hall members. They are so funny. I wish one of their reunions were broadcast on television or they move on to more quality things. Dave Foley at least had NewsRadio and Scott had Larry Sanders to add to their resumes, give Kevin McDonald or Bruce McCulloch or Mark McKinney something they can be proud of- please.

And I did see Superstar- painful but not as painful as Ladies Man.

Rent Brain Candy, funny fucking movie.





This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-9-01 @ 9:01 PM
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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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Ant was right about spade needing to have farely. They were great together. Spade can never be funnier then tommy boy and black sheep.




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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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In recent time anybody from SNL that has left to go do movies has done fuckin shit with their careers. And Joe dirt is a pathetic piece of shit.


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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Hey,guys,c'mon.Take it easy on the SNL writers."Stuart smalley saves his family" really touched me deep down(unfortunately it touched me in the same way gonzo touches children)



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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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Hey, I liked the Stuart Smaley movie. And Norm has made a name for himself but that's because Norm fucking rules and didn't need Saturday night Live. Other than Norm there's Adam Sandler.

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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
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quote:

hey,i liked the stuart smaley movie.


I cant even think of an acceptable response for that.



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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Ok, it wasn't that funny but an all right drama which was what it intended to be. It's not a great movie (speaking of great movies, see MEMENTO now) nor is it a Tommy Boy or Billy Madison (which I still say is funnier than Tommy Boy) but OK especially when compared to It's Pat and the like.

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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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You are forgetting about the greatest movie of all, Coneheads. Remember that walking abortion. That sucked more than, well, than, well whatever it sucked more than, it sucked a lot.




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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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I downloaded the movie last night on IMESH and it sucked, it wasn't worth the 5 minutes it took to download. I can't see paying to see it.




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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
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Let's see the SNL track record:
Hits: Blues Brothers, Wayne's World
Misses: too numerous to count.....


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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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And the award for the best rip off of a few hundred million mindless f-tards that want to part with their money to see a worthless movie goes to.......
The envelope please........
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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quote:

Spade can never be funnier then tommy boy and black sheep.
Black Sheep was funny the first time I saw it... When it was called Tommy Boy...



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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
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i think i will go see kid rocks part in it. I don't think they made it as an oscar worthy movie. Thats just one more shit movie i haven't got anything else to do on a thursday anyway.



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posted on 04-11-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
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are we over-looking Night at the Roxbury!?!
that movie fucken rocked, how can ya go wrong wit 2 guys goin clubbin the whole movie



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posted on 04-11-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
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Dave, those two guys in that movie are about the gayest guys can be. Total faggots. You would think it was called the Jay Mohr and Marco film fest.




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posted on 04-11-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
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quote:

how can ya go wrong wit 2 guys goin clubbin the whole movie


How can you go wrong clubing those 2 guys all night long?

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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posted on 04-11-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Animal House...Vacation.





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