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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Welcome to the OA.com Adoption Agency. By now you should know how this works...

Only those who have been given permission may adopt!


If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email me personally requesting permission.

Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple:

1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time
2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days
3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes
4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own
5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person

If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, an adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
If any newbies are looking fror adoption please feel free to E-Mail Me
I'm here for the bew blood that are willin' to learn



OA.com's headhunter and veteran
Watching over Kansei,
one slot available






slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
As usual, The Slackjaw School is open for business, I currently have two spots open, so if you are looking for guidance, email me, or IM me. :)



Now two, TWO! spots open!

DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I am also an adoptor. E-mail me or IM me listed below.


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
AOL - oanda1027fm

FUCK YOU CYCLOPS
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Im an adopter as well. by the 18th i will have a spot open.


We're all just monkeys!!
I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420
E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Kingpin is looking for a few good members to add to his crime family.

IM me at Kingpin923
or
Email me [email protected]






NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!

God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell.

E-Mail Me
Dana Dillon
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Cool Froy, a nice clean plate.I have room for one more newbie.I do read the board from 9A.M.-6P.M.And log in when need be!So for you Philly listeners I have room for one more :)

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
One World.One Soul.
Time Pass.The River Roll.
If your considering being adopted e-mail me @ [email protected]
Original NYC Listener
I have offically adopted THEBIGREDMACHINE
Damn I am WAY to nice.


This message was edited by Dana Dillon on 6-13-01 @ 10:19 PM
spitfire421
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Have 2 spots open in the School of Altered Reality...just E-Mail Me


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
chris35
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Tequila! Come on and adopt me so I can get rid of the tag under my name. WOW! Is this pic too large let me know.It took me hours to figure out how to post a signature pic.Next I want a custom made one.
quote:

O&A get me through the day.



ass-fucker
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i'm one of the few tools that used to listen to wnew before o&a where on, but i'm kind of a newbie to the board so i need some guidance and i would like to be adopted. my email is [email protected]. :)
F N Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I think I've adopted Former_Member_of_Menudo...


Professional Slacker
Currently in need of psychiatric help
observing the lurking habits of Former_Member_Of_Menudo
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The HornyGoatWeed School of Enhancing your Board Performance and Stamina has officially opened with two empty seats. Email me at the link below my sig, or AIM me at Organic999 to submit an application.



"I'm learning all about my life....by looking through her eyes...."

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!





This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 8-12-01 @ 1:55 AM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
The Sloatsbugh Zen Temple of Acceptance and Disgust will now be offering lessons to those candidates willing to open their minds, improve the lives of others with their words, and to summarily dismiss beings of limited intelligence.

Please contact me E-Mail Me or AIM: Sloatsburgh

Our Motto:
Knowledge and open minds are encouraged, arrogance and stupidity are ignored.











You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human.
spitfire421
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I have accepted the application of AmishbabeinPa into the School of Altered Reality(hehehe boyz)

Please treat her with the same respect I'm accustomed to on here LMAO...thanks :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I have adopted Black Lazerus, because Bling Bling w/ Ice has apparently melted.

My plan of "my people" taking over the board has begun. (<


I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.



Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
One of my midgets is missing so I have an opening in my Family of Wayward F-tards and Midgets.

IM at OAGRUMPY or email at [email protected]





Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website




This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-14-01 @ 5:58 PM
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Adoption? Really more like Foster Care...


"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I'll adopt nineinchhammer.
He needs to learn how to take heads off properly, and learn a few things here and there.




OA.com's headhunter and veteran
Looking for future headhunters for the warpath.
Two positions available.






o&aswallow
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Gee thanks Spit. I thought I had dibs on all the babes in PA?

One opening still left for someone requiring foster care. Email me.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I too have an opening left. Anyone who would like to be adopted please feel free to yell my way.

e-mail: [email protected]
AIM: oamaynard



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I am very happy to report that I have been adopted by Spitfire!

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, now that I'm finally offical, I have a table for two available, no waiting. And remember all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Brittney
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I suppose I should be adopted...but I haven't been here long enough to know who the best person for me would be...I don't really know how it works...

Metalfan
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Available to adopt...

e-mail: [email protected]
AIM (when mine works): OAMetalfan

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Brittney, I'd be happy to take you in. Please IM me at good2goguynyc or email at [email protected]


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.



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