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Lord Duvious
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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Anyone else laughing as hard as I am, or is this just funny to DC people?



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
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greaseman = funny, always.

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Greaseman is effin hilarious. I laughed so hard I crashed my keyboard in to the wall.


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
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hobble dee ga ga

Greaseman actually pays (he used to at least) a local crap AM station here in DC to broadcast his show. I think they play Korean stuff the rest of the time.



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Greaseman is hysterical. The funniest thing about Greaseman is that he got fired for saying something that is not that bad and quite tame compared to what O&A "make" him say.

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
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quote:

Greaseman is effin hilarious. I laughed so hard I crashed my keyboard in to the wall.



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Always funny. Just like Norton and Breuer...

Funny little story: I was at my friend's birthday party a while back and I was telling him about the great O&A bits that I burned on a CD and brought over to spread the infection, and I see a book on a shelf with a big Greasman sticker on it. LINGER LONGER!





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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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austin, lmao!
i don't know if the greaseman is funny, i never heard him, but i do know that ant is funny as all hell when doing the impression of him.
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Wasn't Grease on K-rock a few years ago? I remember delivering for Pizza Hut, and listening to him. It was either them or WNEW, but for some reason I recall him being on 92.3 in the evenings. I also remember his show sucking pretty big ass too, but back then a good car tape deck cost good $$ (hence why I was delivering pizza).


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Lord Duvious
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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It's definitely not the best impression I've ever heard, but it's damn close. Ant has the story-telling thing down pat.



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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
im sorry but the greaseball...... (oops i meant to say greaseman) is worse than AIDS and UPS.

he is about as funny as a fucking car crash

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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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I thought the best part was the Philly guy calling in to fight the GM ---- F'n Stupid ass-f -- don't they know it was Ant


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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raven, go easy on them. i mean, afterall, these are the same people who root for the flyers, ya know? they need some teaching.


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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i think it is GREAT.. he does it to a tee-

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PeterDragon
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Wasn't Grease on K-rock a few years ago?


Horney,
yup; Greaseman was syndicated to K-rock, I think before they changed format. They had just syndicated Stern, & Figured they could syndicate anyone. Situation was almost like when Lykis was on WNEW; stern hated Greaseman, and ripped the move every chance he could get. Of course, that was back in the day when he WAS funny....

Cranky Ass
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Believe it or not you can hear Greaseman online. Go to Live365.com and search for Greaseman. His net broadcast is the #1 Talk format on Live365.



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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
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quote:

I thought the best part was the Philly guy calling in to fight the GM ---- F'n Stupid ass-f -- don't they know it
was Ant

The same thing happened when Anth first did the Diceman. People called, and wanted to speak with Dice.

nineinchhammer
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
waddle doodle..... hell yeah.

OzzLord99
posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
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I used to listen to the Greaseman when I delivered for Pizza Hut too, like HornyGoatWeed. He wasn't as good as O&A, but he got me through my shift 4 nights a week. And I'll never forget the first time my chick asked me what a Snarlin' was & I told her that If I explained it she had to do it right then & there and she did.


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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Real Greaseman = trainwreck radio.
Anthony as Grease = hysterical.

Greaseman got in trouble for saying something that wasn't funny. It is amazing what you can say and get away with if there is genuine humor value to it.

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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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quote:

I used to listen to the Greaseman when I delivered for Pizza Hut too, like HornyGoatWeed


Its always nice to meet a fellow brother of the Red Roof LOLOL. God, what a shit-ass job that was.......




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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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yea i remember greaseman in the evenings too. thats back when 104.3 used to play heavy shit and it was better than 92.3 any day of the week. he was funny, granted it was zany and whatnot but thats the format and taking it for what it was worth he was a really creative guy. i liked that "waitin for the bus" skit where he'd play the beatbox rhythm in the background....

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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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quote:

he was a really creative guy.



Greaseman????? Funny and Creative?????
He was a hack. I think Anthony's impression is soooo funny cause all the Greaseman's show WAS a couple waddle doodles, a snarlin, and two bone drys......I don't think I ever laughed at the guy.......I guess that's what makes the world go round though..........

NOW Joey "Hia -Hia" Reynolds....there's a real talent......(Please read sarcasm)

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posted on 08-14-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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quote:


God, what a shit-ass job that was.......


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I'll never eat there again after seeing what they do to the so called 'food'.
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