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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-11-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
ADOPTION PROGRAM ENDS ON FRIDAY 10/26 FOR FUTURE CONSIDERATIONS.


Only those who have been given permission may adopt!


If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email me personally requesting permission.

Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple:

1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time
2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days
3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes
4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own
5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person

If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, an adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


This message was edited by Froy on 10-19-01 @ 3:05 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i'm available to teach. if you want me to be your foster mummy, E-Mail Me



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
As always, the coolest school on the block is open for business. If you need to be adopted, IM me, orE-Mail Me



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


silent game
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Im a newbie so i guess i fit into this program so whos willing to mentor me?

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have one spot open for a newbie...IM me or E-Mail Me if you want to be adopted


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critic is ScubaSteve.
Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


3 weeks and counting until GonzoStyle can have his "CLS is finally gone" party
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I also have space available - if you're interested, my email and AIM are right under my sig pic...:)

EDIT - Silent Game has enrolled in late summer school. Lets hope he can pass the final exam in 10 days!


"The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open..."


Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session!
Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll.







This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 8-12-01 @ 1:57 AM
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll adopt someone.

AIM - Lt Boogaloo
E-Mail Me



This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 8-13-01 @ 6:57 PM
Kim
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Need adopted?? Always finding yourself in a O&A.com pickle? Email me :):):):):)



The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."

"Nunc scio quit sit amor."

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo


o&aswallow
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
My last two adoptees have vanished from the face of the earth. Maybe I'm too tuff on them, demanding excellence in posting and all.

If you got the whatevers to stay for the long haul, I have two foster bedrooms open. Click on that little rolodex card thingy over there and get my email address.

And of course, sexual favors from young hotties moves you right into the Swallow fast track graduation program. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I've recently adopted my first foreigner. He's from Cleveland. McBourbon has joined my home for the demented. I still have 1 more slot available. email me at [email protected] if you wanted to be battered, abused and taught the ways of dementia.


Don't try this at home kids.
Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me!
And if he screws up let me know at [email protected]

PatCooper
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Anyone interested in adoption can email me.Just click the link at the bottom of the sig pic.My last adoptee vanished after a day.Maybe i should let him out of the closet.



Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me

JJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
top


We're all just monkeys!!



Talk to fellow O&A.com members in Foundry Chat


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Howdy..... newbies.
Email me (click the sig) or IM me (HoserTojo) to get adopted. Call now. Supplies are limited. Operators are standing by.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: None.
Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
Metalfan
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Welcome the addition of King Nothing from Chicago to our little sanitarium. Anyone else wishing to enter my little hell can e-mail me at [email protected]

Resume whatever it is you were doing :-)

E-Mail Me



Don't just stare at it, eat it....

King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
AFDude
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have one slot filled, but another open...if you're interested...[Email][email protected][/Email]








First ever grad from the Newbie Academy: Lord Duvious....now able to fly solo.
Currently training Thrillhouse..one slot still open.

If you want to be adopted,
[email protected]
"No one is thinking if everyone is thinking alike"-Gen. George S. Patton
Dawgs47
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Ok, I think I am ready to be adopted. I have been registered since nov.00 and check the board basically everyday. Any one inteterested send me an e-mail. E-Mail Me

PharCyde
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I've looked at the board on and off for a while now...but could use some help in navigating it. So, I'm up to be adopted...[Email][email protected][/Email]

How to get ahold of [email protected]

I need a sig pic...I think?
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Hey guys...from someone who went through the same thing, you need to email someone. Chances are no adopter is gonna email you.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
King f-tard
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
The F-tard school of adoption is now in full swing. Click on one of the links below to either email me or IM me and let me know. If you have the need for adoption, I have the need to help you.




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

Just Jon
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
My last newbie decided to drop off the board, so two slots open. Hit the links below to share the love.

-----

E-mail: [email protected]
AIM: JonNeedsSN
Adoptee: I have an empty basement yet again...
You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
Laid_back
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I need to be adopted!



Pray 4 surf
Laid_back
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
So when you are adopted, do you get free WOWs??



Pray 4 surf
Rone
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
i haven't heard from one of my newbies since he joined the board. contact me if you are a newbie in need of guidance.



proud adopter of squrl. i have room for one more adoptee.E-Mail Me or IM me at Okterrific771.

Kim
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I've adopted PharCyde :) :) :)





The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."

"Nunc scio quit sit amor."

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo


1.2 Niggawatts
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I'd just like to take a moment to thank Sloatsburgh for adopting/graduating me.

Neophyte Graduate of the Sloatsburgh Zen Temple of Acceptance and Disgust.


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