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showMeTits
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS LATELY IVE ENCOUNTERED HOOKUPS WITH GIRLS AND THEY TALK THIS AND THAT AND START GETTIN CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND WISPER THINGS IN MY EAR WHAT THEY WANNA DO TO ME BUT WHEN I TRIED UNZIPPING THEIR PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO AND WHEN I WENT TO UNDO MY PANTS THEY BOTH SAID NO, F-U TO TEASES I WAS LIKE YOU COCKBLOCK YOUR ASS IS LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU INSTEAD OF JUST WALKIN AWAY AND SAYIN BITCH

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I WAS LIKE YOU COCKBLOCK YOUR ASS IS LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU INSTEAD OF JUST WALKIN AWAY AND SAYIN BITCH





Wow look at the big tuff guy.. You my friend are an ass. Do you feel like a big man because you can TYPE IN CAPS? Your lucky I did not beat the hell out of you? You are a dick. Takes a big man to threaten a women .. You fuckin tool.Go back to your trailor and and pick the shit out of your teath.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail [email protected]

HLJC 4 LIFE
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I PERFECTLY AGREE HOWEVER YOU SHOULD ALSO LEARN TO USE THINGS LIKE SEMI COLONS AND COMMAS AND PERIODS BECAUSE THEY HELP YOU SPEAK BETTER RIGHT NOW YOU DONT SPEAK GOOD YOU SHOULD ALSO LEARN ABOUT APOSTROPHES ALSO YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK IN NOT CAPS



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i'm disappointed in you fez....no caps lock alert sig?

hey dickhead, just because you got no game don't come here and bitch to us about it. and threatening women on the board is not the way you're going to make any friends. so if i were you i'd apologize, then put your tail between your legs and run the fuck away. and please don't forget your complimentary coffin.


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


I'm leaving sunday, so come to bar 9 saturday night to say your final fuck you's :)
Sephiroth
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
SO I WENT DOWN TO THE STORE TODAY TO BUY SOME GROCERIES FOR MY HOUSE AND ON THE WAY THERE I WAS THINKING HEY SEPH (I CALL MYSELF SEPH IN REAL LIFE) WOULDNT IT BE COOL IF SOMEONE POSTING SOMETHING STUPID ON OPIEANTHONY.COM BECAUSE THEN I COULD MAKE FUN OF IT YEAH THAT WOULD RULE AND THEN I GOT HOME AND OPENED THE FU FORUM AND SAW THIS THREAD AND MY DREAMS WERE REALIZED I WEPT WITH JOY AND BEGAN MY ATTACK FIRST I STARTED TYPING LIKE THE ORIGINAL POSTER AND IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT THEN I FELT BAD BECAUSE I WAS ATTACKING A NEWBIE BUT IM GUESSING HE ISNT REALLY A NEWBIE BUT SOME TOOL WHO WONT USE HIS REAL NAME SO ALL I CAN DO IS WAIT TILL A MOD DOES A IP SCAN AND THEN THE FARCE WILL BE REVEALED !!!!!!!!11!!!



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........




This message was edited by Sephiroth on 8-22-01 @ 6:05 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
HAHA SEPH LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO THE JOKE BEFORE YOU ANYWAY DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DONT USE CAPS AND USE RUN ON SENTANCES OVER AND OVER WHICH DONT MAKE ANY SENSE I HATE IT TOO SO HOW ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO USE THE CAPS PICTURE PRETTY STUPID HUH



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm sorry, its just that when you took your pants off and I saw your little dick I just didn't want to go any further....


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm sorry, its just that when you took your pants off and I saw your little dick I just didn't want to go any further....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


I'm leaving sunday, so come to bar 9 saturday night to say your final fuck you's :)
spitfire421
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
They realized that any intelligence you have lies in that tiny, shriveled penis...try again when you reach puberty
Did they laugh when you unzipped your pants, too?

Maybe you should first learn to show women a little respect, fucking douchebag



So blow our mind and make it lazy
Those long long days with no escaping
I hold the wheel to let it go
Don't wanna stop, don't wanna know
If it gets you down, well just don't blame me

If only we're nothing at all

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I was messing around with this guy and he took down his pants and I saw his microscopic penis and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not?
why's it so hard to tell you what I want?
why can't you just read my mind?





Sephiroth
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
YEAH FEZ I COULD SEE HOW THIS COULD BE ANNOYING REAL QUICK I MEAN IT'S JUST LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO SAY THAT THE BRIGHTEST FLAME BURNS QUICKEST I AM NOT SURE WHAT SHE MEANT BUT SHE WAS REALLY OLD SO I GUESS SHE WAS REALLY SMART AND STUFF BUT ANYWAY THIS NEWBIE IS REALLY SOMEONE ELSE LIKE MAYBE CACASMOOTCHES WHO COULDNT GET LAID IF HE WENT INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH A $100 BILL HANGING OUT OF HIS ZIPPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER GET LAID BUT FEZ YOU ARE COOL AND I DONT MIND RUNNING WITH YOUR JOKE.



"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


PatCooper
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
God damn this thread gave me a fucking headache.



Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me
Adoptee Stinqfinger




Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
HAHAHHHAHAHHA THAT IS REAL FUNNY BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS TRUE ABOUT HOW THE GUY BEING SHOWMETITS WILL NEVER HAVE SEX BECAUSE HE IS ANNOYING AND HE IS A LOSER SO THEREFORE EVEN WITH MONEY HE CANT GET LAID HAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW WHATS MORE ANNOYING THIS JOKE OR TYPING IN CAPS LOCK LIKE SHOWMETITS WHO IS LIKE CACASMOOCHES YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT AND HE IS ALSO LIKE THAT OTHER GUY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER WHO HAS TO STALK WOMEN TO GET LAID HAHAHA



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
Rone
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Cacasmooches??? is that you???



proud adopter of squrl. i have room for one more adoptee.E-Mail Me or IM me at Okterrific771.

Sephiroth
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
WELL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BECOME A 50 PAGE FLAME WAS NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST 50 PAGE FLAME WARS BUT IM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO WATCH THIS STUPID FUCKING THREAD SO I WILL NOW HYPNOTIZE YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALL FORGET THAT THIS HAPPENED MAYBE YOU WILL BECOME MY SLAVES AND SUCCUMB TO THE WILL OF MY EVIL UNDEAD ARMY BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY SO COMMENCE WITH THE HYPNOTIZING !!!!!









"With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape this land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left"
- The Misfits


Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


SweetAngel
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU

Yeah, that's the way to win over the ladies. You stupid ass. Get a fuckin clue.


Graduated from the Brokenjaw school for newbies

Thanks to Brokenjaw for my pic (again)!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 8:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

YOUR ASS IS LUCKY I DONT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU
showMeTits = Dickie Betts?

Unicron
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Dude, beat down a girl cause she c-teased? Dude, just go home, think of the titties ya fondled and all the nice touchy feely stuff, whack the mule, and go to sleep. C-teases are out there, but whacking the bag helps, not beating them, if you think like that go down to D.C.


bluetarp
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
beating a girl for being a cock-tease, is like beating a snake for slithering, or a spider for crawling. It is what they do! They do it to see what they can get from you before giving it up. It is there prostitute gene flairing up. Get over it.


It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47, you'll love it.
With leather?
WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
And just like that, showMeTits was rescued from the barrel.

Help those that need it. Join IBC.

WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week:
Yuengling Black & Tan, now available in New York
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I DID NOT RAED TEH MESSAHGES OF SMARTEY MANS ABOVE, BUT I WAS HOPING IT WUOLD BE A BROHTAR JERRY STORIE.... WAS IT BEIGN A BROHTAR JERRY STORIES??88 ANYONES??88
ADN I TIHNK MISTAR SMARTEY MANS IP IS BEING TO MATCH 4 OTHAR MEMBARSHIPS, NONES OF WIHCH HAVE MORE TAHN 6 OF TEH POSTS


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
saucywitch
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 6:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
showMeTits , did you ever think that women find your smooth approach repulsive? I'll bet you own stock in the date rape drug. Get a clue dude, you must come off as some woman hating wife beater, and you scared them off with your crappy attitude and tiny prick.

Love and Kisses, Sophia
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 7:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Lord Magus, the keeper of the Jeff K flame.




Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Sephiroth
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE I GUESS MY HYPNOSIS DID NOT WORK SO I ONLY HAVE ONE ALTERNATIVE LEFT

RELEASE THE BEARS OF DESTRUCTION !!!!!11



This message was edited by Sephiroth on 8-23-01 @ 9:09 AM
Black Lazerus
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I was messing around with this guy and he took down his pants and I saw his microscopic penis and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE





LMAO@ little gonads in the rain

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


The Revolution Has Begun!!!



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