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IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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I had a breakdown a couple of weeks ago in Off Topic that...disappeared about this but I've calmed down and can now give a proper Fuck You to Jim and Dave and the Magnus Apple Cider company. I haven't drank the product and the commercial virtually ensures that I won't. It's incredibly annoying and far too long. Hearing the retarded Dave continuosuly question how beer can be made from apples over and over agian isn't witty, it isn't funny and it isn't amusing. I forgot the line but they repeat the same line twice in a "weird" voice which just pisses me off since it's so bad. The part where Dave proposes a longer name for MAC just angers me and I don't know why and then the commercial ends with our mentally challenged friend not getting that it's not beer but Cider and asking his homosexual acquaintance to explain again. I don't care, I don't want to hear it and I don't want to hear you. So Fuck You and I hope Jim, Dave and the advertising wizards who came up with this one drink a bottle of Apple Cider infected with ebola. Thank you and good night.

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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 4:22 AM      
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Magus is making his own cider now? Whats his secret ingrediant?

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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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Seems you and me are on the same page about that commercial,Ieaboy. I get irrationally angry, and want to break something every time i hear that verbal shit-fest between those two knob jobs.
And thanks to the crack WNEW advertising staff, i have to hear it every 5 minutes.




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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
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quote:

Whats his secret ingrediant

A splash of Raven


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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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quote:

Whats his secret ingrediant



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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
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The repeated line was "cider, but not as we know it", done in a Spock voice.

As many times as I've heard that commercial, I can't figure out why the fucker repeats the other fucker.

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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 6:34 AM      
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You should drink Dickens Cider. There is nothing better than Dickens Cider. On a cold night, there's nothing better than a hot Dickens Cider.;)

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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Can't say that commercial is all that irritating to me.... the one that DOES drive me crazy is the Nissan one with the song that goes "Beeeeeesssst I evvvvver haaaaaaad. I call it a bargain... that best i ever had... Best I EVERRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAADDDDDD" goddamnit I wanna shoot whoever's idea that was to create that commercial, and skull kick/ shoot/ and then kick in the nuts after he's dead whoever's idea it was to keep continuously playing it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again so that I hear it a bazillion times on the way to work. FU!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah... why don't they just call that stuff MAgnus Apple Beer Cider Ale?


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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this reminds me of the old saturday night live game show when jerry seinfeld was hosting. adam sandler kept repeating "who are the ad wizards who came up with that one."



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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quote:

...Dickens Cider...

LMMFAO, Painter!
Don't they have a stand next to Clee Taurus?



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kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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I applaud you guys...

I write commercials and I'm CONSTANTLY telling our f'ing
brain dead clients not to let the commercials suck or THIS is
exactly what happens. But no...

I actually know the guy who wrote the Goldfish jingles and I
know for a fact that he's received death threats via e mail. No
lie.

Che


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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quote:

I write commercials



Any that we would know Kevin?



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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Kevin, here's an idea for you. Know those stupid Carrot Topp collect call ads? Well, change them so that as soon as Carrot Topp apears on TV he EXPLODES alla Monty Python's exploding animals. Only show body parts and stuff flying all over the place. Then we can thank the collect call company for killing him over and over and over again. I hate him and ALL those damn commercials so much I can't even tell you what the numbers are who runs them.

Are people really making so many collect calls that they NEED three competeing companies and a thousand different commercials?


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kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Sleeper,

Sure. All the Pam commercials about a year ago.

A Bronx Zoo Spot with a gorilla seemingly stalking a little
girl.

Some Polaner All Fruit stuff from a while back.

And I got a great Partnership for a Drug Free America spot
airing on the next Winter Olympics that rocks.

lat


kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Dent,

You bring up a great point.

There are SOOOOO many ways to make commercials really
really funny.

But I deal with dicks in bad golf shirts who fear for their lives
on a daily basis. They can't approve funny
shit...because...what if someone else doesn't think it is???

Boo h


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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Hey Kev, I'm actually goin into my sophomore year in college as a Marketing Major, and I am looking to get into the advertising industry when I graduate. If you can, can you E-Mail Me with some background on your education and how you got into the industry. Thanks.



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kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Sleep,

[email protected]. Help you however I can.

(I'm not equipped to e mail off of a link)


IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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That's really true Dent, are people so fucking cheap that they need to call people collect? Just use your own quarter mother fucker and leave Carrot Top out of it. I mean more people MAKE FUN of the commercials for including Carrot Top (see: The Daily Show) than liking them using ... CArrot Top. God Commercials suck, there are few memorable ones and those that are memorable you don't know the product.

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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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quote:

Some Polaner All Fruit stuff from a while back

Hey Kevin, [hick voice]Could ya please pass the jelly?[/hick voice]



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Kevin is just using the Board to get ideas.

I thought he liked us.

kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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I like most of you. lol


IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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I'll be honest BM I don't care if he hates us but if our ideas can prevent another Carrot Top or Tyson Chicken: If you don't buy our chicken, you hate your children commercial I'm perfectly fine with it.

EDIT: I just rad that Kevin is doing an anti-drug ad for the next Olympics and does anyone else realize that most anti-drug commercials are better on drugs? Like I saw this commercial for no drugs and this kid turns these drug dealers into giant rabbits and the only thing I'm thinking is if you're watching this while high, it would probably be the best commercial ever.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-24-01 @ 2:47 PM
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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I don't buy Tyson chicken because I hate KevinfromCT's children.

So there!

kevin from ct
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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You guys should only appreciate the hypocracy of me
writing a Partnership for a Drug Free America commercial.

boo hoo


IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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Have any ideas what to do yet? Ask spitfire and FN, I'm sure they can help.

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the man we want to be
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