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IrishAlkey
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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 4:17 AM      
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How strong is yours? I think mine is pretty damn slow. All my friends seem to think about and/or act on their sex drives all the time. Does it really vary that much between the guys and the girls (honestly)? Is it unhealthy to have a not-so-hyper sex drive, or does that mean a person has issues? Have you guys noticed differences in yours over time? Have fun, play nice, and everyone learn something.





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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 5:32 AM      
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well, alkey, there's a lot of factors that can affect your sex drive. drugs, alcohol, medication, depression, stress, illness... i've been sick for a week and i can tell ya, someone's getting very antsy around here.

plus i think it just naturally goes up and down depending on what's going on in your life at the time. i'm sure somewhere in here i should be making fun of you but it's 5:30 in the morning and i'm sure anything i could come up with would be lame, so i'll just read the tooling tomorrow ;)



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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 7:06 AM      
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i can go 3 times a day at least. Lot good that does me. :(


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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
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Metalfan
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:03 AM      
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Didn't you give your junk an FU for being an innie and not an outtie?

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This message was edited by Metalfan on 10-19-01 @ 8:09 AM
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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:11 AM      
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quote:

i think it just naturally goes up and down



well yeah!.....if you're doing it right.

King f-tard
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Metal, yea, its like the groundhog, sometimes its in, sometimes its out. Kinda like Magus at a boy scout jamboreee.







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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
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Kinda like Magus at a boy scout jamboreee.



Didn't realize you enjoyed the young hairless boy ass as well. You and Magnus should have plenty to talk about then.

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King f-tard
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
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Naah, Magus does things to those boys that only say Gonzo or Maynerd can appreciate. I usually leave their clothes on, as where Magnus uses his goth sword to cut them off first, the whole time listening to Ethel Merman and Liza belt out showtunes.






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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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i can go 3 times a day at least. Lot good that does me.


Masturbation doesn't count. :)



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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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Masturbation doesn't count.



I DON'T want to know how you know that av8er ;-)

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Maynard
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
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quote:

I usually leave their clothes on, as where Magnus uses his goth sword to cut them off first, the whole time listening to Ethel Merman and Liza belt out showtunes.

OK, that was a looong way to go to make a bad joke.


My sex drive is very high, but I have self control. Just cause I want to fuck everything that moves doesn't mean that I act on it.

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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
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I DON'T want to know how you know that av8er



I was just assuming...hell, we all know guys could crank it all day long if they didn't have to work.



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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
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Gah Damn rookies!......LOL


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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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Gah Damn rookies!......LOL



This, coming from a man who allegedly shoots dust from his junk.....ponderous :-)

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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
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Just cause I want to fuck everything that moves



You say that like it's a bad thing.





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King f-tard
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
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quote:

Just cause I want to fuck everything that moves
You say that like it's a bad thing.



It is when you work in a pre school.








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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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It is when you work in a pre school.



DOH!!



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Maynard
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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quote:

It is when you work in a pre school.

Or an all boys school like you Ftard.

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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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I think mine is rather high for a girl, but unlike others I don't want to f everything that moves, I'm selective, there is a method to my madness ;-)



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.




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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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quote:

but unlike others I don't want to f anything that moves


If you don't like to fuck things that move, I suggest you get a wife.

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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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lmao thank you for catching that typo Ken



I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous.
But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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I think my sex drive is unnaturally low. I just don't feel it. I can tell if a girl's attractive and all but I don't act on it. I don't(can't?) masturbate for weeks, I just simply don't feel it usually.



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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Theres nothing better than spraying a hot load on the faces of appreciative school boys, especially if they have their high socks on. Argyle really does it for me.






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Metalfan
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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quote:

Argyle really does it for me.



Wasn't he the skinny little limo driver in the first Die Hard movie? He kinda looked like Urkel....KFT, you are one sick f man!!

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