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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i was just thinking about what i would do if i had a penis...

for one thing i think id walk around with it just flowing freely in the wind. id always be touching it. i would go to the gym and walk around naked and just place it on peoples heads and shit. id have so much fun with my penis. id try to fuck people up the ass all the time. id be so fucking bi sexual. id fuck guys and girls.

if youre a girl, what would you do with your cock and if youre a guy what would you do with your vag


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Ok, please clarify:

1. Is my penis replaced with a vagina, or is it an addition to the penis?
2. Do I look the same way, or am I feminine in appearance?

These questions are crucial for me to be able to answer properly. Thanks for your time.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
if your penis was replaced
and you still look like a guy(i guess)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Skitch
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
well i want tits too if i got a vag...that way i can just play with myself all day long and fuck myself with zuccini and eggplant all day long, fondling my tits...i would be a ho

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I would email or IM Barch. :-D





Montani Semper Liberi

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I would email or IM Barch. :-D




MIKE WINS!!




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I'd probably kill myself.

Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
if I had a stinky pink, I would never work another day in my life...I would fuck all the rich executives and blackmail them for cash..



here's to making her face look like a Krispy Kream

OpieandAnthony.com
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
how does mike win, mike would have a vag and barch likes penis

im the one who should be IMing barch


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
you know Amy, based on the name of this thread, and your other postings, I would have guessed you and the scarecrow had something in common :-p



here's to making her face look like a Krispy Kream

OpieandAnthony.com
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Easy Thumper, your talking about someone well loved here.

And Amy, if av8er says I win then I win.

Broadcasters rule.





Montani Semper Liberi

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

And Amy, if av8er says I win then I win.

Broadcasters rule.



since when is av8er John Judging Of The Winnings


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King



This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 6-20-02 @ 12:09 PM
Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Easy Thumper, your talking about someone well loved here.



what are you trying to say? am I missing something here..isn't this supposed to be fun..maybe you missed the other thread where she was kicking my ass..aren't we all one happy family?



here's to making her face look like a Krispy Kream

OpieandAnthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'd let AntsInMyPants fuck me in the twat so my ass could get a rest.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I'd let AntsInMyPants fuck me in the twat so my ass could get a rest.



but doesnt AIMP have a vagina?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

we all one happy family



Yes, like the Osbournes.





Montani Semper Liberi

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

but doesnt AIMP have a vagina?




Following your logic his vagina would be replaced with a cock, thus then allowing him to fuck me in my twat.

Stop making me explain myself.

This was your dumb idea.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i didnt say the whole world would switch, i meant if just you switched!!!!!!!




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd...

Ok ok, it's not funny, nevermind.





"I'm proud that I've never had a drug problem or complained that sucess sucks and shot myself like Kurt Cobain did.
Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about.

~Chuck Schuldiner b.05-13-67 d.12-13-01
R.I.P.


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wasn't there a greek or Roman myth about this??

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

MIKE WINS!!
Yes we do :-D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Show Liker
SORRY, MAVERICK. FOUND YOU AGAIN.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
I can't get the image of that He-girl from "Sleepaway camp" out of my head. The whole movie you think she's a chick, and then at the end she/he is standing over a dead body seething with glee, and her/his hairy bean bag & junk dangling freely. Thanks Amy.

What would I do with my vag? I'm double jointed, so I would definitely eat myself out.

I like teh show!
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
hey wnew did you ever hear of a strap-on.if you bend over for me so i can fuck your ass i will bend over for you so you can fuck mine

happy anal jim
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I'd find me a fine looking lesbian. Maybe keep some money in there occasionally.

Yahoo sucks.  Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
OzzLord_99
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
If I had a Vag (and boobs), I would walk around naked all the time. I would place my tits on peoples heads and plug myself with variious inanimate objects as well as F'ing everyone and everything in sight Guys and Girls alike. Then I would call Amy and ask her to come to my house with her new found tool and show her how to polish it properly with my new puffy Vag.

I'm the SweetHeart! That's The A-Hole Over There!


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