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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
* Kirk or Spock- who's the biggest player?
* Is Beast's (X-Men) Penis blue and furry too.

Share your stoned musings

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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i have a sober thought, why the hell did you post this thread? ;)



Well some say I'm lazy
And others say that's just me
Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end,
I keep it movin' along -G n'R


Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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If superman fucked someone, wouldn't his super-sperm rip the girl apart when he came?


We'll roll on with our heads held high
Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Kim
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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High?? Like on a roller coaster or on an airplane? :::innocent look:::

white shorts
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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quote:

If superman fucked someone, wouldn't his super-sperm rip the girl apart when he came?


i love that movie. ;)


zootybang
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If you were travelling at the speed of light in your car,and you turned on the headlights,what would happen?



God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
do i wipe my bannana juice with my shirt, or just go to sleep and it will dry by morning??

"you, your very good you, I'm gonna be seeing alot of you"
PatCooper
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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quote:

do i wipe my bannana juice with my shirt, or just go to sleep and it will dry by morning??





My Guess is that you think about this not just when your high.Maybe you should swallow next to time.


jewdown
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I wonder why I always wonder why I'm always wondering.

The Mrs.
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I was trying to think of what i think about but i lost my train of thought. I guess that answers that question.


Guess who's heart I have?
DoughBoy
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Since we have no milk...and I put sugar on my Corn Flakes anyway...and Maple Syrup is mostly sugar...could I really use Maple Syrup instead of milk?

The Mrs.
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Oh yeah now i remember. I wonder when i'm gonna get more. :-)


Guess who's heart I have?
Just Jon
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
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What if C-A-T spelled dog?

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You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
Dan-O
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00

  • Who am I?
  • Why are we put here?
  • What am I doing with my life?
  • Is Fez gay?
  • Is IkeaBoy gay?
  • Is Froy gay?
  • If Froy were gay, would he go out with me? (old SNL reference)
  • Oh shit, am I supposed to be somewhere right now?



"Art isn't easy"
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:29 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I would love to answer this question you've posed, really I would, except I do not wonder, I PONDER. Like right now, I'm pondering exactly why this thread started in the first place... ;-)

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
It rubs the lotion on its skin
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Are those the cops? They have to be the cops... How do those people know I'm high?... Why is everyone staring at me?

spitfire421
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Who's gonna roll up/pack up the next one?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


<
IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Things I wonder:

* What if your nose was too small that you couldn't stick a finger in it?
* Why is it called a belly button, if it doesn't button?
* Do chickens have nipples?
* Who puts the little piece of tape around the ends of shoelaces?
* Why are there never any female circle-jerks?
* Am I out of Cheetos?
* How did God name the colors?



Today is the day after the second-to-last day of your life.

I like hard-to-navigate websites

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weinie
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I wonder why I'm at work as an train engineer on the LIRR

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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I'm just confused and stuff...Like normal, but at I really don't care when I'm stoned. ;)

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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::Am I wierd for thinking about these things stone cold sober?::



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
actually pat i gave up pot 3 years ago! i never masterbated in my life...really!

"your the one's who sent me the fruitcake for xmas!! IT MADE ME SO SICK!!"
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
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Lt Bugaloo, thats the best list. Funny as hell. I just spit coffee all over my screen.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Lt Bugaloo, thats the best list. Funny as hell. I just spit coffee all over my screen.


That old gag



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Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00

  • Were Comedy Central and ESPN created specifically for potheads?
  • Who's on munchies?
  • Does Pizza Hut deliver at 4 in the morning?
  • Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Which is cooler? Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or the Beatles?
  • Who's packing the next bowl?
  • Could I cross-breed pot and shrooms?
  • Who was the first person to mix peanut butter and jelly?
  • What exactly is in beef jerky?
  • Is our universe actually part of a much larger universe?
  • If it is, does that mean there could be another universe on my fingernail?


Thoughts I think when I'm tripping:

  • Is time speeding up, or am I just moving really slowly?
  • Why am I talking to a wall?
  • How is it that I can not only hear music, but see it, feel it, smell it, and taste it as well?
  • Who's gonna pack a bowl?
  • Is it just me, or is the room getting smaller?



Smoke Weed Everyday


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