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MendiTeats
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I really enjoyed the company. Nuff said!!! :-)

Mendi


Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com

This message was edited by opak on 4-13-01 @ 12:01 AM
opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Anytime!! :)

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Why did I get an image of opak with a 2 by 4 strapped to his ass when I read this?



Rather die makin' money than live poor and legal
As I slang another ounce, I wish it was a kilo.
A need money in a major way.
Time to fuck my BEEEYATCH!! Hey!, and getten' paid
You other mothafuckas callin',
But me and my mothafuckin' thug niggas,
We st8 ballin'!!

opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Tread VERY carefully sir...

FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I'm not touchin this one with a ten and a half foot pole..... ;)


Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

No Adopted Newbies!!
Now taking Applications...

www.disorganisedcrime.com

MendiTeats
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Yes, very...or I will kick your ass.

Mendi


Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Chat thread is for this ;)


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget

Visit the best of the Hell Hole here
opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Dick

MendiTeats
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey FoundrymusicMatt..how about if we give you an eleven foot pole?

Mendi


Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Heheh, lets not start THAT game again ;)


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget

Visit the best of the Hell Hole here
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Tread VERY carefully sir...


It's hard to tread lightly when you have big feet like mine ;)



Rather die makin' money than live poor and legal
As I slang another ounce, I wish it was a kilo.
A need money in a major way.
Time to fuck my BEEEYATCH!! Hey!, and getten' paid
You other mothafuckas callin',
But me and my mothafuckin' thug niggas,
We st8 ballin'!!

opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Heheh, lets not start THAT game again


But it was soooooo much fun :)

Hey Matt watch out she has a MEAN ass swing :)

MendiTeats
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
and you would know, now wouldn't you? *giggle giggle grin*


Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes


And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Hmmmmmmmm....Could beeeee ;)

I knew you would have to comment eventually Mr. Cold :)



This message was edited by opak on 4-12-01 @ 6:50 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
here's one that goes out to opak.........





I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!




Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

She-Mail Me Here

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ok i got carried away sorry chubby chaser.... now you can hang out with jeff and get the creme de la creme.


Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head

She-Mail Me Here

opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Ahhhh go touch some children gonzo!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No opakyou just encouraged him. You have just doomed some filipino boy.



E-Mail Me
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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-12-01 @ 7:12 PM
geedagreek
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
*looks in, peeks around corner, sees whats going on...and says...*

OK TERRIFIC!!!!

official drunk driver of the fuck truck....

and my name IS satan, for your information!!!!!
opak
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Whats wrong geeda?? seems like something might be making you a bit uncomfortable...



This message was edited by opak on 4-12-01 @ 8:12 PM
SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
*tears hair out of head*

okay why when i post a thank u thread it goes to shit? u all suck! bite me!

:) Just joking...I dont know if i wanna know LOL


*DISCLAIMER*
For all you assholes out there who have a problem with what I post, confront me so I can smack the shit out of you!
Raven
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You know Sexxie has a point -- there is this thing call ed IM or E-mail -- what is where this should have been done ---lol that old gag

Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom,
Big bottom,
Talk about bum cakes,
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean.
I love her each week day, each velvety cheek day,
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights,
Big game is waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom,
Big bottom,
Talk about mud flaps,
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?





MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO
Just Jon
posted on 04-13-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
How about a little Tap?

Big Bottom


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?


-----

E-mail: [email protected]
AIM: JonNeedsSN
Adoptee: Could be you, if you contact me
You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
Raven
posted on 04-13-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
just beat you to that one JJ
:)



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO


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