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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Well, I am bored once again, so I have a question for all you board members. If you could be doing anything with your life, career wise, what would you want to be doing? Now, please try to be as realistic as possible. I'm sure everyone would want a career of just sitting on their asses being fed grapes by goregous blondes!

I'll start first, obviously. I would love to be a fashion designer. I am minimally pursuing this field, for fear of failure. I have a portfolio with hundreds of designs. I also make my own clothes, when I find the time. I would practically give anything to be the next Versace (minus the gay Italian man thing, of course).


Bangster
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
lawyer, a lying, cheating, sniveling lawyer who rakes in big bucks.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
professional gambler(with an expense account)


thanks to fez for the pic
King f-tard
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Just what I am doing, desktop engineering, but with a much higher salary.





Let the purge begin. Chicago, HELLO
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

lawyer, a lying, cheating, sniveling lawyer who rakes in big bucks.


nice stereotype, im sure someone will appreciate it when they see it tomorrow

Dream job would have to be a buyer for Bloomies, i love to shop!




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


SweetAngel
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

lawyer, a lying, cheating, sniveling lawyer who rakes in big bucks.

I work as a legal secretary now. Lawyers suck. LOL

Anyway, I haven't really figured out yet what I want to be when I grow up, but I'd like to be able to work from home, even if it only involves typing or my current secretarial crap. I'd really like the flexibility of being able to work from home. Yup, that's it. Work from home.


Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Shrimpin Boat Captain.

What? I already have the patch.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
radio dj
i think everyone knows that by now though

WHATEVER BEN

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Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Talent scout for future female porn stars. Accessing the talent before you market it. Never marketing it unless it's the very, very best, is the key to success.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'd like to be a penciler at Marvel comics.
I always wanted to draw Spider-Man or Captain America for a living.

Or, I'd be part of the suggestion department at Revell-monogram or Testors. I am an Avid Scale modeler.



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Did I forget to mention I quit smoking? Bear with me folks.

Headhunters in training: Nineinchhammer
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hugh Hefner's job.



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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

adolescentmasturbator wrote:
Hugh Hefner's job


In other words, OD'ing on Viagra while your seven girlfriends pretend not to be disgusted as they have sex with you??



PatCooper
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Video Game tester.Just sit around all day and play the games before they are released.


mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
probably baseball player or rock star!!! hahaha

"i hate people that dont get it!"
FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
The person who hands out towels in the Yankees locker room.

Professional hooker and bisexual porn star.

;)


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

In other words, OD'ing on Viagra while your seven girlfriends pretend not to be disgusted as they have sex with you??



Ouch!!!!! ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hugh Hefner doesn't work anymore but back in the day I would definitely want that job.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Just Jon
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i want to keep wOrking wiTh computers for a Living.

i just need a job in the meantime...

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TeenSlut
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I would love to be a fashion designer


WoundedAngel, I am interested in fashion design too. I was going to take a class at Parsons in NYC this summer but I'm teaching instead. My dream job though would have to be acting in movies. I would also like to do erotic modeling, like Playboy style stuff.



I can help you change
tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

Thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Porn star, rock star, or Emergency Room RN.





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Ashley Olsen
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Party Girl

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I'd like to get paid for running this place... the sad thing is that 2 years ago I would have made enough money in advertising to buy a house... now I have to take donations when the server bills comes in...


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Teen Slut, I heard the Parsons classes are great. I took a similar course last year at Pace. It rocked. Next school year I am probably going to be starting my college education partly with FIT, with a major in fashion marketing. Though once again, I am not sure because of the high risk involved. Knowing me, I'll end up teaching instead.


GonzoStyle
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ice Cream Man

ring the bell and let the little bitches swarm to me. And i would legally be able to go within 5 miles of a city play ground again or a public school yard.

want a popsicle? suck on this...

two arms pop outta the side and grab a kid up and all ya hear is burning rubber.

next time you hear the ice cream man bell, fear for your kids that it aint me.

ding....


So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

o&aswallow
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Professional hooker and bisexual porn star.



FMB - Please see my dream job and contact me for an audition and agent...lol ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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